What has two thumbs and likes blowjobs? (5712 hits)
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Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-12-14 17:16:11 EST
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:00:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2006-12-15 10:30:18 (#)
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Hey...I just stopped by 'cause word on the street is there's a pic here of a guy who's got eyes so cloise together that he's practically a cyclops, and...
Whoa! What up freakshow!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-31 02:29:28 EST (#)
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HO-LEE FUCK IT'S LODNEM!
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2006-12-31 02:11:15 EST (#)
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Happy New Year.
Good to see you're still keeping people in line.
Good luck in 2007!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-12-25 14:06:57 EST (#)
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YAY CHRISTMAS!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-12-19 18:02:38 EST (#)
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hey 1997 called, it wants it's joke back.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-12-19 17:23:22 EST (#)
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The Fonze too.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-19 15:19:15 EST (#)
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i can't believe that's still up.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-19 15:11:46 EST (#)
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http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BMSSNEO&key=JKQ
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-19 14:52:39 EST (#)
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you're obviously new. i do this every once in a while. you might want to check out some other completely retarded posts of mine-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49854
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18869
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54467
these people are flies and this post is a big, giant turd.
(the redundancy is for the sake of humor, har har.)
Submitted by Malka (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:13:48 EST (#)
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How did you manage to generate so much controversy over oral sex?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-18 19:37:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-18 10:27:52 (#)
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ever since Alain has had to use English at work his English on Uber has got worse and worse. It's like he has a finite amount of English juice per day to use up. """
astute observation. i do seem to have some problems with my written english since i started speaking it again. the same thing occured two years ago during another contract in english.
i'm not used to switch back and forth so my brain fumbles in both english and french.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-18 15:41:10 EST (#)
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<looks around at the gracious accommodations of the room...shit, I meant Suite>
Any particular reason you're staying at the YMCA?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-12-18 12:39:41 EST (#)
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Whore.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-18 10:35:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2006-12-18 04:26:30 (#)
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"you are what filthyAssistant was to ETS. a stupid bitch who runs to the rescue of her retarded internet boyfriend. "
-- Seriously, I dated her for three and half years prior to her meeting Brad. If you were to get a girl half as good as she is then you'd still be punching above your weight.
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BAHAHAHAHAHA BRAD GOT SLOPPY SECONDS
HEY BRAD, HOW DOES HIS CUM TASTE?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-18 10:27:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-18 04:48:44 (#)
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Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2006-12-18 04:26:30 (#)
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-- Seriously, I dated her for three and half years prior to her meeting Brad. If you were to get a girl half as good as she is then you'd still be punching above your weight.
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^_^
you have no compare to make that assumption.
it depends of your standpoint.
maybe your lack of options shrinked your perspective. """
ever since Alain has had to use English at work his English on Uber has got worse and worse. It's like he has a finite amount of English juice per day to use up.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-18 10:16:53 EST (#)
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eeeeew, that was the worst bit of psychology 101 i have ever seen. and i've seen some pretty bad stuff from loki. stay on topic, dude. you push your assumptions so far that you end up looking like an idiot.
seriously, you are terrible at this. i simply said that you look like a fucking tool (i think it's the 1st time i insulted you so i don't know why you say 'always'). you read way too much into things.
i could could very well draw the same kind of long-winded psychogical profile from your pathetic attempts at impressing me with your Tony Robbins success stories, which btw, are laughable since you still you look like a tool with eyes of a trisomic.
but hey, you hurt me, hidden, you hurt me BAD...haha
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-18 08:23:35 EST (#)
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i'm glad i made you laugh, caul. Kenny said the same thing after he got all butt-hurt. are you laughing as "merrily" as him over this?
the truth is, when someone like me makes a post (and by someone like me, i mean someone who gets attention) you two homos always swoop in with your sexual confusion and feel the need to attempt to assert your Alpha Male status. you're both exactly alike. i guess i'm stirring the pot by saying that, since you two are in Alpha Male competition with each other.
since you two are one in the same, i'm going to refer to you two as "Caulinlic". or maybe "Kennycourt". it's like Brangelina or Bennifer, only more awesome. a meld of homosexual lust and desire, made stronger every time another attention-getting male posts.
we all know the truth about you. i'll leave Kenny out of this because he didn't act half as gay as you this time around and i commend him for his restraint. but you are a small, insecure child, constantly looking for affirmation of your self-believed, awesome glory. your insecurity shows bigtime. you're about as transparent as they come.
i guess i'd feel insecure too if i was just a temp. a guy they call in after they fire a desktop support employee, pay less, treat worse, and then kick to the curb when they find someone new. when your agency runs out of desktop support contracts to give you, just make sure you get my order right when i come through the drive-thru.
time to get to the airport. Chicago, i'm coming home!
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-12-18 07:52:45 EST (#)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAH reminded me of that 70's show awesome.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2006-12-18 05:06:07 EST (#)
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Why are you still awake? Isn't it like 4am in Kaneda?
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TETSUO!!!!
Um, sorry. I was going to write something poignant about love and devotion but I said Kaneda and --
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TETSUO!!!
Seriously, it's my problem, I'll learn how to do deal with it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-18 04:48:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2006-12-18 04:26:30 (#)
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-- Seriously, I dated her for three and half years prior to her meeting Brad. If you were to get a girl half as good as she is then you'd still be punching above your weight.
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^_^
you have no compare to make that assumption.
it depends of your standpoint.
maybe your lack of options shrinked your perspective.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2006-12-18 04:26:30 EST (#)
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"you are what filthyAssistant was to ETS. a stupid bitch who runs to the rescue of her retarded internet boyfriend. "
-- Seriously, I dated her for three and half years prior to her meeting Brad. If you were to get a girl half as good as she is then you'd still be punching above your weight.
As for the post: Andy, you are as beautiful as ever, you little love monkey.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-18 03:05:35 EST (#)
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you call me a tool and the next sentence you call me french.
how ironic.
take geography class, tool.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-12-18 02:50:21 EST (#)
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caul you're such a tool in every way imaginable. of course you're french.
drew out of the army right? back on the liquor? good excellent.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-18 02:33:50 EST (#)
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boy, i'm so glad i brought up those gay stories. haha
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-18 02:28:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-18 02:19:05 (#)
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i guess, dude. most people just use flying to get across long distances quickly, not as status symbols. """
i knew you'd say that. but most people also don't feel the need to say what they're gonna do in the morning. i doubt you would've said you have to catch and early bus. you are important, andrew. are you flying first class?
it sounds like i really hurt your feelings by the fervor of your replies. i'm sorry, buddy. i didn't mean it. i really have to get to bed now. """
this is the usual last resort comeback: "i hurt your feelings. it shows. now i must go" i've heard it a million times. but no, you didn't. you and lisa did make me laugh though. i hope you will both come back to anhilate me by calling me gay and making feel jealous about your salary. :°(
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-12-18 02:26:14 EST (#)
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Flaccid? As flaccid as your penis in a room full of naked Victoria's Secret models? If you want to come over, we can wear our teddies and have a pillow fight and I'll make you look like a drag queen, too.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-18 02:19:05 EST (#)
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i guess, dude. most people just use flying to get across long distances quickly, not as status symbols.
it sounds like i really hurt your feelings by the fervor of your replies. i'm sorry, buddy. i didn't mean it. i really have to get to bed now.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-18 02:15:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-18 02:12:15 (#)
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you win, caul.
i'm tired and have an early morning flight.
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Oh, he has a 'flight'! like jaypeg had 'meetings'!
i'm intimidated. and by intimidated i mean i'm laughing my ass off at your attempts to look important.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-18 02:13:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-18 02:08:28 (#)
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ps- it ain't hard to make more than a consultant. even with a Mary Kay business selling makeup."""
OMG! STOP OWNING ME WITH YOUR SUCCESS!!!
lmao! hey andrew, i make a humble 60K/year. could you please demean me so i can laugh some more, you flimsy trisomic faggot?
but i bet your "girlfriend" is still really awesome and stuff. """
actually, he/she (take your pick) makes the same amount you make.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-18 02:12:15 EST (#)
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you win, caul.
i'm tired and have an early morning flight.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-18 02:09:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-18 02:06:04 (#)
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did anyone else notice the hypocrisy and contradictions?
yeah, me too.
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i did not, but i notice that you call for approval a let.
"does anyone else think Caul is <insert lame comment> anyone? please? Lisa?"
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-18 02:08:28 EST (#)
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ps- it ain't hard to make more than a consultant. even with a Mary Kay business selling makeup.
but i bet your "girlfriend" is still really awesome and stuff.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-18 02:07:45 EST (#)
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what defensiveness? you're the one rapid firing comments that your jobs is better than mine and that you live in the high spheres of society. i didn't say anything.
i'm merely telling you i do not give a shit about your 'status'.
p.s. i don't work on hardware. i work on COBOL. more insult material for you, Warren Buffet.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-18 02:06:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-18 01:49:03 (#)
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what does working for a fortune 100 company has to do with salary?
you could very well work at Wal-Mart.
the fact that you think that this is an argument makes me think that you're in no way smart enough to make a quarter gadzillion dollar, shlongy.
and who said i thought i was well-rounded? i don't give a shit about my job. i made exactly that argument in my last post that jobs don't mean shit. seems like you have no reading comprehension either.
my girlfriend has a business, she makes a LOT more than i do even though i make decent money. i could not care less. only laughable twits (mostly americans) like yourself think that a job means anything.
i know a few really rich people and none of them brag about it.
chances are that you're full of shit.
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did anyone else notice the hypocrisy and contradictions?
yeah, me too.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-18 02:01:55 EST (#)
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your defensiveness is very unbecoming.
and i'm really not worried if a nobody like you thinks i'm full of shit.
hey caul, i've been really busy with various projects and am totally swamped. do you think i could hire you to take a look at my secretary's computer? it's been acting up latey and since you're an IT consultant, maybe you could fix her email for her. i think i may be able to give you $8 USD an hour. thanks.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-18 02:01:37 EST (#)
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ahhh, finally a fight worth watching on Uber...
except that I'm far too important and cool to stick around here. i'll go elsewhere on the internet and exclaim my extreme manliness and general better-than-everyone-elseness wherever I go.
oh yes! did i mention, i only drink diamond juice and my farts are made of golden baby jesus'? i often forget to share that particular fact of knowledge with the lesser humans.
also, my dick? it's at least two feet long.
yes, yes
i'm off to the riviera now.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-18 02:00:47 EST (#)
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amazing how it's always the heavily medicated people that think calling me gay is an insult.
i sense a pattern.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-18 01:58:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-12-18 01:56:08 (#)
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"My girlfriend has a business. My girlfriend was with me this weekend. My girlfriend is a real person. My girlfriend has a vagina.
Really, guys.
I swear."
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hahaha, like i have anything to prove to internet people, and worse you.
you can think i have a boyfriend if it fits your shitty argument, my darling.
lmao
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-18 01:56:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-12-18 01:52:06 (#)
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If Caulaincourt didn't strikingly resemble most members of the rodent order, I'd be convinced they were one in the same.
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so much anger...is it because i digged this out? http://www.ubersite.com/m/15896 lol
you have a disproportionate forehead, you are flaccid and i've been told a number of times that you wear more makeup than a dragqueen.
but at least you got your flimsy ultra-successful internet man.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-12-18 01:56:08 EST (#)
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"My girlfriend has a business. My girlfriend was with me this weekend. My girlfriend is a real person. My girlfriend has a vagina.
Really, guys.
I swear."
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-18 01:54:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-12-18 01:36:30 (#)
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If you don't let Caulaincourt attack you with his mutilated English, how else will he expend the smoldering energy of homosexual yearning gone unsatisfied?
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cue the angry teenager.
why don't you write us some more dark poetry or bitter rants, you medicated tart?
you are what filthyAssistant was to ETS. a stupid bitch who runs to the rescue of her retarded internet boyfriend.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-12-18 01:52:06 EST (#)
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If Caulaincourt didn't strikingly resemble most members of the rodent order, I'd be convinced they were one in the same.
Let it be known that I was the first to refer to him as "Pepe Le Bitch." It's very important.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-18 01:51:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-18 01:21:44 (#)
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pps- my tax return this year is going to be more money than your yearly salary.
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WHOA! I'M IMPRESSED!
hint: you sound like an idiot
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-18 01:49:03 EST (#)
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what does working for a fortune 100 company has to do with salary?
you could very well work at Wal-Mart.
the fact that you think that this is an argument makes me think that you're in no way smart enough to make a quarter gadzillion dollar, shlongy.
and who said i thought i was well-rounded? i don't give a shit about my job. i made exactly that argument in my last post that jobs don't mean shit. seems like you have no reading comprehension either.
my girlfriend has a business, she makes a LOT more than i do even though i make decent money. i could not care less. only laughable twits (mostly americans) like yourself think that a job means anything.
i know a few really rich people and none of them brag about it.
chances are that you're full of shit.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-18 01:41:03 EST (#)
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does anyone else imagine Caul being exactly like Jean Girard from Talladega Nights, only with more pee drinking and baby eating?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-12-18 01:36:30 EST (#)
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If you don't let Caulaincourt attack you with his mutilated English, how else will he expend the smoldering energy of homosexual yearning gone unsatisfied?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-18 01:21:44 EST (#)
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ps- i've never shot any third world citizens, but i did help save a lot of lives when i was in Baghdad; Coalition and Iraqi. i don't believe in the "war" in the least bit, but we're there and that ain't gonna change, so i did my part to help, despite that fact that i was getting shot at and mortarted frequently.
pps- my tax return this year is going to be more money than your yearly salary.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-18 01:12:54 EST (#)
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uh....
i work for a fortune 100 company. i made almost a quarter mil last year, bud. i'm quite successful and i'm doing what i love. if you think your awesome consulting job makes you well-rounded, take my job and multiply that by a thousand. you are a small person and your arrogance reveals your complete transparency. don't talk about things you don't know anything about.
you were right about the military thing, though. i separated from the military a couple years ago. and no, not the Army.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-18 00:54:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 02:10:04 (#)
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and Caul, keep, uh... doing odd jobs for corporations and stuff. maybe one day you won't have a sissy job and will be able to get some respect.
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and what do you do for a living, you achoolic high school drop out?
oh yes, you are in the army. whoopdeedoo! that takes a lot of qualificationsT did they recruit you at the AA meeting? and i suppose you think shooting third world people (if you saw any action) makes you 'manly', right?
i used to work in the forest in the north and scrawny little posers like you couldn't last a whole week.
go on and freedomize, you fucking hero. lmao
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-12-15 23:51:53 EST (#)
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LIEK OMG NARB!!! ILIKEHOTMOMS!!!ANDDADS!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 21:33:23 EST (#)
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yeah well, the Chicago Chris just gives me that "we don't care as much" vibe. i would rather take a date to a place like Harry Caray's where the service is more professional.
but hey, we still have fun that night, right? i mean, i totally did you in the ear, you know?
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-12-15 20:19:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 00:37:27 (#)
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i love the Ruth's Cris in Philly. the one in Chicago isn't so great. anyway, i'm always in Princeton for work but i'll be in Boston for the next month. you're in NY, right? i'll give you a holler the next time i'm in the area. i can't wait to get back to Chicago. i've had enough of Atlanta. nice place, though.
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arsehole, this was our first date before i let you give it to me in the ear.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-12-15 20:17:22 EST (#)
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people wonder why we take so many pics of ourselves and i have to say, we are damn good looking people. now stop trying to get some nsa action and go out.
post.script.
in 24 hours i will be on a beach on kauai, hawaii. bite me chicago winter.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-15 18:41:26 EST (#)
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Your boyfriend is gonna be pissed.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 17:03:17 EST (#)
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oh, i'm not going to the hospital for it. i just shoved some toilet paper in my butthole. that should do the trick.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-15 17:01:48 EST (#)
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blow her off.
i'll go see the Smoking Popes any day.
i already bought glow in the dark spraypaint so it can be visible all night and day.
i'm going out to my bar now.
Submitted by Coffeeisgood (user info) at 2006-12-15 16:59:38 EST (#)
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Hidden, when you get to the ER for your rectal bleeding, make sure to tell them that although it was close, no coffee was wasted. (let's keep our priorities straight, shall we?)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 16:36:27 EST (#)
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being easily entertained makes for a more enjoyable life.
a couple minutes ago i had to fart and i pushed so hard that gas exploded out of my ass and ruptured the sphincter. it bled a little, but man did it make me giggle.
Submitted by Coffeeisgood (user info) at 2006-12-15 16:25:53 EST (#)
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Who says being easily entertained is a bad thing? (I almost spit coffee out of my nose when I saw this damnit!)
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 16:18:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 10:19:51 (#)
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hey, do you guys think my eyes are too close together? i just noticed that they seem to be just a tad closer together than mentally retarded persons and i was wondering what you guys thought.
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HAHAHA
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:55:52 EST (#)
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there
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:30:43 EST (#)
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Seriously, this is an instant classic--up their with Patrick's "sup bitches."
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-12-15 11:16:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-15 11:11:49 EST (#)
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I like how you are all crouched, ready to spring backward onto the bed at the slightest hint that you might actually get one.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 11:02:40 EST (#)
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oh you mean "steriod boy"? i saw him mopping the floors yesterday. it's a small world, eh?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-15 11:01:56 EST (#)
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This would be hilarious for me if I hadn't already heard the joke a billion times. A guy told it it at a party a year ago, and all my male friends who were present at the time have driven it into the ground since. That's a funny picture.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-15 10:40:48 EST (#)
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Say "hi" to OathMeal...I think he's a janitor at "Homo School" in Atl.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 10:37:54 EST (#)
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*redbull
that stuff is like crack.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 10:37:01 EST (#)
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Shlongy predictions that are correct-
B) You snorted a bunch of blow yesterday to stay up all night on your post
4) You're one of the few humans under the age of 30 who can't get laid in Atlanta
4b) Your eyes are too close together
i'm not here to get laid, i only have time to go to class for 10 hours a day and study for four hours a night. class is 7 days a week for two weeks. and before you say it, i'll do it for you. yes, i'm going to "homo school".
so yeah, i got a break and don't have to take my exam until 4 today so i stayed up all night studying and surfing ubersite and had a few of my famous rebull/ephedra cocktails.
ps- i was talking to Method on my last reply.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 10:32:10 EST (#)
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ahahahahaha
no good comebacks are coming to mind right now, but i'll get you later.
i better get my ass in the shower, i have somewhere to be at noon and i'm wasting the day away.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-15 10:31:59 EST (#)
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Uber records indicate that you posted this (your 124th picture of yourself) on Uber at 5:16 yesterday...and that you then, pretty much stayed on this post "chatting" with other Uber losers for 17 hours straight.
This leads me to the following conclusions:
1) You have less of a life than you like to portray on Uber
B) You snorted a bunch of blow yesterday to stay up all night on your post
3) You're a moron
4) You're one of the few humans under the age of 30 who can't get laid in Atlanta
4b) Your eyes are too close together
Thanks -The Management
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2006-12-15 10:30:18 EST (#)
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Hey...I just stopped by 'cause word on the street is there's a pic here of a guy who's got eyes so cloise together that he's practically a cyclops, and...
Whoa! What up freakshow!!!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-12-15 10:28:51 EST (#)
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That's uncanny, I was just thinking about a blow job.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-15 10:23:17 EST (#)
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Having met you, I'd have to say that you're a few chromosomes short of barking
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 10:19:51 EST (#)
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hey, do you guys think my eyes are too close together? i just noticed that they seem to be just a tad closer together than mentally retarded persons and i was wondering what you guys thought.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-15 06:49:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-12-15 00:25:04 (#)
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If work brings you out this way, listen to Method, he'll tell you to stay away from me and my rapist ways.
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Have you people ever been finger banged by a 6 foot tall chicken rapist in drag? HAVE YOU? BECAUSE IT'S NOT PRETTY
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 06:29:49 EST (#)
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anyone ever tell you your eyes are frighteningly close together
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-12-15 05:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-15 04:40:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't care how much you like blowjobs I'd rather break a couple of ribs and suck my own dick. And dicks shouldn't go in your mouth - they're. dicks. If a girl said I'm not putting a dick in my mouth you'd have to shrug and say "fair enough", right? It's a dick.
Boy: Please suck my dick.
Girl: No. It's a dick.
Boy: .........
Girl: I know you think it feels good? even though I don't really know what I'm doing? but no. It's still a dick. Would *you* suck it?
Boy: It's not a fucking lollipop..
Girl: Or a retainer, or a chupa chup, or a lozenge, or a toothbrush, it's a dick. for peeing. and doing the helicopter.
Boy: a chupa chup *is* a lollipop.
Girl: okay I'll suck it.
It still doesn't make it right. or wrong. but you still can't suck my dick. Try sicose.... no, don't try him, no way. try Red. Red will do anything for a pint, including you. and a geordie. girl or boy. okay boy. okay boys. okay Newcastle United.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 03:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
damn, this climbed the Most Heated list quick.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-12-15 02:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha.
You giant homo. Email me, you homewrecker.
(strwbryfanatic.at.gmail.com)
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 02:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Diamonds are overrated.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 02:46:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm sorry, but i LOATHE diamonds unless they are used for science.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 02:45:15 EST (#)
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hmmm...
where does she live? if it's a quick hop, i'm game. it will be the first time i've paid for sex explicitly (because we all pay for it one way or another anyway), but believe you me, i am ashamed in no way.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-12-15 02:43:09 EST (#)
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YES BUT LOOK AT THE SPLENDID IDEA ON MY POST!
I swear you'll love the idea.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 02:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Andrew, can I call you Andrew?
Look, Andrew. It's not so much a donation as a bribe to let you put it in her butt.
Do I have to spell it out for you? I'm whoring out her ass. to you!
NOW WRITE THE CHECK!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 02:39:08 EST (#)
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i'm not that nice. i usually don't donate over $500 unless i'm getting something out of it.
unless i donate several thousand dollars, claiming charitable donations on my taxes doesn't really help me out.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 02:38:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PSST
HIDDEN
SHES GOING TO CAVE ON TEH WHOLE "BUTTSECKS" THING!
and you have ME TO THANK!
:D
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-12-15 02:26:28 EST (#)
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Do you possess contact information? Otherwise, you can check the message I left on my post. Either way, I'm sure I can think of a lot that can be done with $1,000. You should just send me a check.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 02:10:04 EST (#)
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well can't all be super model adonises, fellas. but we are all glad you two magnificent specimens of men are here to fill that position. keep up the good work. no doubt you two will be allowed to jump to the beginning of the line to the pearly gates of heaven when you die and get to shake hands and be complimented by jesus christ, himself for being the embodiment of perfection.
put out a fire for me, Kenny.
and Caul, keep, uh... doing odd jobs for corporations and stuff. maybe one day you won't have a sissy job and will be able to get some respect.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 02:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was so obviously predictable, yet still amusing.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 01:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
once upon a time when i was a poor Airman, i drank Night Train, King Cobra, and Steel Reserve (211) on a daily basis. if all you want to do is get fucked up, a single can of 211 for 95 cents will do the job no matter what your tolerance level is, *guaranteed*.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-15 01:54:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-12-15 00:50:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn those eyes are close together.
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i agree. he looks like a fuckin tool.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 01:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yeah, Mr Hidden. You know it. They rule.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 01:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hidden101 certifies bumwine.com as legit. they have Night Train.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 01:42:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awww yeah that last one was the one.
LOVE IT
twas inspiration for my "night train" UM entry. I'm sure you all remember that piece of literary perfection.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 01:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT TEH FUCK
http://www.bumwine.com
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 01:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bastards
http://www.bumwines.com
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 01:41:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
www.bumwines.com
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-12-15 01:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
a Trockenbeerenauslese is very nice once in awhile
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 01:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, it is also way past your bedtime. now drink a warm glass of milk and go back to sleep, little lamb.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-15 00:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If I didn't think you were such a tool, I'd probably +2 you for the Smoking Popes reference.
As it is, you'll have to settle for this little number for my friends in Chicago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxMRK7C3nCY
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 00:58:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have super enhanced vision because of it. i can read the last line of an eye chart from 50 feet away.
now go to bed, Kenny.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-12-15 00:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn those eyes are close together.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 00:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
actually, my brother is stationed in San Diego and i was planning on visiting him sometime soon if i can find the time. i'd love to check the place out and maybe do some scuba diving. i'll hit you up if i make it out there.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-12-15 00:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nope, San Diego. Enough MIL presence here I'd imagine you'll make it out here eventually on some sort of boondoggle.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-12-15 00:40:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gosh darn you, Hidden.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 00:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAR HAR
GOD MODE HAS JOKES
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 00:37:27 EST (#)
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i love a good red with a good filet mignon. it's one of life's greatest pleasures.
i go to a place in Princeton called KC Prime. calling it excellent would be an understatement. we usually end up spending $2,000 on dinner because me and the homies usually drink a bottle and a half of wine each and they like to get the super expensive scotch.
i love the Ruth's Cris in Philly. the one in Chicago isn't so great. anyway, i'm always in Princeton for work but i'll be in Boston for the next month. you're in NY, right? i'll give you a holler the next time i'm in the area. i can't wait to get back to Chicago. i've had enough of Atlanta. nice place, though.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-12-15 00:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you truly are the camwhore master.
and any wine that doesnt come in a little silver bladder in a box is for homos.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-12-15 00:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Argentina: Malbec, Malbec, Malbec. A grape they used to blend with Cab to get the finer Bordeaux in France, until disease killed off a bunch of it. They found it does awesome down there.
A lot of good black currant / plum / coffee / dark chocolate / clove flavors to it.
a big steak done medium rare with it and you're in heaven. They serve it at Ruth's Chris steakhouse, and their boy knows his shit.
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"Naga has gentle good undertones coupled with what I can only describe as cherries from the planet Kyrpton. 75 cases produced."
That's a pretty crazy description. I'm sure it would be good and then I'd cry because I didn't have another uncorked bottle. I'll never collect wines, I enjoy drinking them too much.
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If work brings you out this way, listen to Method, he'll tell you to stay away from me and my rapist ways.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 23:50:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not a big Napa fan either. i actually like French and Spanish wines a lot. i hear good things about the Argentinian wines but don't know anything about them.
i just bought a bottle of Caduceus Nagual De La Naga, which you may want to check out if you're a Tool fan. Maynard does wine. who would have thought? it was 100 bucks, but they only made 75 cases and it's sold out, so i may just keep it as a collector item. i don't think a blend like that stores for several years well, so i'll probably ending up drinking it on New Year's Eve.
http://www.caduceus.org
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-12-14 23:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
why do I get the idea that you were jumping on the bed like a kid?
also, fuck that Napa Valley Cuvee. There are some knockout good reds coming out of Argentina cheap.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 23:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the doctors, however, are not so sure.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 23:13:28 EST (#)
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i'm sure.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-12-14 23:09:48 EST (#)
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your eyes are so close together. you sure you dont have very mild down's syndrome?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-12-14 23:04:02 EST (#)
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Yeah, thanks Kaelic.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-14 22:55:59 EST (#)
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BEAR DOWN
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-14 22:52:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-12-14 22:08:40 (#)
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That's right, you'll have to find someone who likes to do cool things, like poison her liver and vandalize buildings. Damn, I am so lame.
UH.... I THINK IT'S MOSTLY COS YOU ARE AN UNTRUSTWORTHY SLUT WHO FUCKS ANY E-FRIEND FROM CHICAGO
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 22:38:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha
*wink*
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-12-14 22:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i know your type, son.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 22:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DAYUM, SIMMAH DON NAH! it wasn't an attack. assumptions are a careless thing.
don't worry, scourge. i don't think a proclivity for causing mayhem while posioning your body makes you terrible or stupid.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-12-14 22:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-12-14 22:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's right, you'll have to find someone who likes to do cool things, like poison her liver and vandalize buildings. Damn, I am so lame.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-12-14 22:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like them too.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-12-14 21:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-14 21:18:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it. 0.5
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You flip-flopping pussy.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-12-14 21:56:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 21:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
but to answer your question, yes, i am still up for it. i don't know when i'll have the time, but you are always welcome to join me and my crew on New Year's Eve. i want to go to the Alkaline Trio and Smoking Popes show, but chicagogirl wants to go to a different show, so we haven't decided what we are doing yet. did you email me? i haven't checked my hidden101 address for a couple weeks. i don't know why i'm asking you this when i can just log in and check...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 21:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lisa will not be joining us. she does not like to get drunk and cause mayhem.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-14 21:28:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually not too bad...
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-14 21:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-14 21:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it. 0.5
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-14 21:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
are we still going to get drunk and spray paint barts building next week?
if so, will you bring lisa with you so i can try and loosen her up with drinks?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-12-14 21:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 21:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i prefer to use vaseline, a ziplock back filled halfway with warm water folded between two pillows. i learned that from a trucker.
Boone's Farm was the shit when i was a poor E3 in the military.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-14 20:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've been drinking some Martini & Rossi tonight, and yes I knew what it was, but I thought I'd give Boone's Farm a plug for all the darkies on the net. I'm off to drink some more. Have fun...one more thing. Go to the local gas station and get a jar of peanut butter. Scoop yourself out a giant dollop and put it into a sandwhic baggie then stick it in between the mattress and box spring. Best hotel sex, EVAR! F.Y.I.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 20:55:58 EST (#)
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it's a cabernet. it's quite good if you like that sort of thing.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 20:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
simon, it is a common joke among drunk, perverted frat boys. it always gets a giggle from the drunk sluts at the party if you have good comedic timing and that's one step closer to busting that vag wide open.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-14 20:53:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't know what that shit is, but Boone's Farm is better.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 20:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
who wants to split a bottle of cuvee speciale with me in my hotel room? i'm getting tired of studying and am ready to uncork this spicy, earthy blend that is the finest the Napa Valley has to offer.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-14 20:47:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Old joke, been doing that for years.... :( unfortunately, it's probably the first time on uber.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-14 20:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 20:05:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
i didn't know effort was required to make a post good.
sorry. next time i will spend three hours trying to make a post funny.
hahah yeah maltese spends 3 hrs and still isn't funny.
shut the fuck up, maltese
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-12-14 20:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 consistency
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 20:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
me and chicago gurl are buds. do you live in the city or are you a burb inhabitant? more importantly, do you know any hot, slutty girls in the city? if so, you can hang out with us.
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-12-14 20:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Laughed quite a bit
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:32:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
i heart giving blowjobs!!! OMG! NARB! FUPA!
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What an awesome discovery, I live in Chicago!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 20:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i didn't know effort was required to make a post good.
sorry. next time i will spend three hours trying to make a post funny.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-12-14 19:57:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Shut the fuck up, Maltese.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-14 19:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
+2 funny post
-3 no effort whatsoever
Your mom is a Super Slurper.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-14 19:17:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're in Atlanta? Why didn't you say so.
Let OathMeal know where you're staying and maybe this time, the coward will actualy show up for a "mini-mo-Ubercon", and if he does, please punch him in the face numerous times.
Thanks- The management
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 19:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"you're glistening. soft and chocolate lips..."
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-14 19:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG WTF DID I JUST SAY
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-14 19:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like Ryan Reynolds with the beard, except not as hot as him
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-12-14 18:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now THIS is how you camwhore.
I hope that sicosemen fag sees this.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-14 18:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU ARE GAY GET THE FUCK OUT
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 18:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
actually, there are some hookers hanging out in the lobby. and i heard a gunshot and screeching tires outside my window a couple days ago.
and this is the NICE part of Atlanta!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-12-14 18:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Odds are, you have a family of Mexicans next door. Go say hi, they probably have cervesa. Or go to the other side and see if the prostitute will go for a threesome with the trucker and yourself.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 18:52:10 EST (#)
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hey, don't make fun of my hotel. i'm not on company travel right now, so i have to stay at an Extended Stay because i was forced to. i'm taking some certification exams and the school puts their students up here as part of the package. you'd think for the $8,000 i'm giving them, they could do a little better. this fucking suite doesn't even have a dishwasher and the microwave has a dial you turn for the timer, goddamnit.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-12-14 18:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHA.at.MOTELSIX.CHEAPASSVACATION.NET/TEHFUNNYHIDDEN
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 18:44:04 EST (#)
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yes. i'm black below the waist. do you want me to poke you in the back with it?
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-12-14 18:40:47 EST (#)
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andykins, is that your black peener hanging out of the side of your zipper?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-12-14 18:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-14 18:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what about me? :(
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 18:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i can pound rivets into steel beams with mine.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-14 18:09:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you look like GI Joe, with the Kung-Fu grip
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-14 18:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Chicagogirl- if Shlongy inhales a Viagra, I can pound nails into 4"x4"s for about three hours with my "tater tot".
So, be prepared, toots. I sure hope you have stamina.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-12-14 18:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:51:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Milton Waddams: Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass....
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto Tranny +2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eyes too close together is a sure sign of retardation.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:32:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
i heart giving blowjobs!!! OMG! NARB! FUPA!
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hey darling, give me a call and we'll work something out.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:36:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I <3 FUPA
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i want to do schlongy geriatric style. that means he will need to pop a few viagra to pump some life into that tator tot he calls a cock.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:29:55 (#)
Ranking: 1
Do you live in a fucking motel room?
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pretty much. i'm home about one week a month. i spent the rest of the time traveling on business.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't wait to not watch you in "In Case of Emergency" over the coming months.
Though you're flirting with a Val Kilmer resemblance in this shot. In which case I can't wait to not see you in "Ten Commandments: The Musical."
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i heart giving blowjobs!!! OMG! NARB! FUPA!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Do you live in a fucking motel room?
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care I laughed
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Pack-MAN, The Packster!"
"One time, just for a joke, Todd Packer banged every woman in the office... It was hilarious".
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck, I thought it was funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:24:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OH, it's "giving".
I mean, just look at him.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Giving or getting?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:19:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure there are a few Uber fags that will be happy to supply them. This post is so gay, I now have an "innie" for a weewee.
Where's that post with some broads' tits in it...maybe that can help neutralize.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:19:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha