APW - Why I Will Never Do Another Commission (5213 hits)
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Submitted by forthewin (http://www.swmoore.com/kthx.html) (View user info) at 2007-01-24 16:23:09 EST
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Submitted by jtrujillo34 (user info) at 2008-09-15 09:56:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-25 15:35:03 EDT (#)
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Not too shabby.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-31 00:57:55 EDT (#)
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This is so awesome. As good as thorpe's home alone post and chipolatte's naked guitar post.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-31 00:46:38 EDT (#)
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:D
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-10-31 00:39:12 EDT (#)
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Can't believe I missed this...
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-10-31 00:10:54 EDT (#)
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just look at those pectoral muscles
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-12 23:17:21 EDT (#)
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also assuming its for sale.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-12 23:16:57 EDT (#)
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if you till read this, i am interested in the picture of the cabin in the winter landscape, if you still have it.
theboshman.at.gmail.com
Submitted by rosemadder (user info) at 2007-10-12 23:00:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-24 13:40:53 PST (#)
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Oct. 22 1987
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Barely legal, though.
Submitted by rosemadder (user info) at 2007-10-12 22:58:59 EDT (#)
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For some reason I thought you were some old hippie with a beer gut, but as it turns out you are one sexy young beast. Talented, too.
Submitted by EatingKittuns (user info) at 2007-10-12 20:22:37 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2007-06-29 11:31:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-23 03:58:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-04-23 03:24:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-21 13:41:29 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry I missed this 1st time around - it was the day after my b-day and I was incognito.
This was so awesome.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2007-03-21 13:27:44 EDT (#)
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indubitably!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-02-25 21:49:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-02-19 12:20:25 EST (#)
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How anyone could not +2 you for this is beyond me.
Submitted by Snakelby (user info) at 2007-02-15 00:08:16 EST (#)
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Wah ha ha ha!
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:45:39 EST (#)
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hmmm... that was the funny.
Submitted by Coffeeisgood (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:43:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-02-09 00:19:53 EST (#)
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This dude kicks all kinds of ass.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2007-02-02 08:23:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-01 06:31:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-31 02:29:49 (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-31 02:18:18 (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-31 02:05:01 (#)
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The coincidence was in that I had not listened to the song in a long time, and the chances of me reading that at the same time I played it was not so much improbable as it was unlikely.
SO THANK YOU CAPTAIN SARCASTIC
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Hahaha.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-27 20:05:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-01-27 16:39:28 EST (#)
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I read this before but forgot to rate it. Solid shit man.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-26 22:47:12 EST (#)
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The american negroid won. I am going to start eating cheeseburgers.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-26 22:41:39 EST (#)
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I am eating nachos and am watching tennis. I think the black person in your painting is playing. She is totally owning this russian girl who apparently is pretty. Maybe if you like chinless-wonders and have some beer. The american negroid looks out of shape, too many cheeseburgers i'd wager.
i am not even a mexican, just a wiz in the kitchen.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-26 22:24:43 EST (#)
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Fine, booooo I'll go to yer website then
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-26 18:29:50 EST (#)
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This wasn't too bad...for a fag.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-01-26 10:25:51 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-26 10:03:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-26 04:14:52 (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-25 09:53:03 (#)
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Wait, Thorpe's older than me??
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By two months, bitch.
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Hmm... This means I get to refer to you as, "old man".
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2007-01-26 04:53:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-26 04:14:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-25 09:53:03 (#)
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Wait, Thorpe's older than me??
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By two months, bitch.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:35:09 EST (#)
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Art, for art's sake, can at any time become deadly.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2007-01-25 18:51:36 EST (#)
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Bravo.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-01-25 18:04:38 EST (#)
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Ominous.
Submitted by TheDivider (user info) at 2007-01-25 17:40:03 EST (#)
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That's racial profiling.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-01-25 17:37:26 EST (#)
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Such a funny boy. You'll go far.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-25 17:16:43 EST (#)
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SOMEBODY CALL DAMIEN WATERS!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-25 16:26:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-02-17 04:54:14 (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-09-20 12:09:45 (#)
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Glad you like it, joedaddy.
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i know; outstanding, when i see it
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:13:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:41:46 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2007-01-25 12:10:52 EST (#)
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That was the most random thing ever. But you, my friend, have some serious talent.
Submitted by Doogsterville (user info) at 2007-01-25 11:40:43 EST (#)
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NC
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-01-25 10:15:53 EST (#)
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this is stellar! i had a picture of a cat that did the same thing, odd.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-01-25 10:15:04 EST (#)
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Really enjoyed this.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-25 09:53:03 EST (#)
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Wait, Thorpe's older than me??
Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2007-01-25 09:33:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-01-25 09:23:59 EST (#)
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too much effort.
are you thorpe's younger brother?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-25 08:36:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-01-25 03:11:16 (#)
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BUT WHOM KILLED HIM AND WH.....oh wait, it was the painting.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-25 05:13:24 EST (#)
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You're awesome.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-25 03:47:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-24 18:58:46 (#)
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"favorite people who live in my computer."
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What a delightful phrase!
Totally stealing that.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-25 03:44:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-01-25 03:20:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-01-25 03:11:16 EST (#)
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BUT WHOM KILLED HIM AND WH.....oh wait, it was the painting.
Brilliant.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-01-25 03:06:39 EST (#)
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really...really...really...good
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-25 03:06:16 EST (#)
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That's awesome
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2007-01-25 02:56:48 EST (#)
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I imagine there will be a lot of others LOLing at this, before it's all said and done, Bonnie.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-25 02:29:43 EST (#)
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I lol'd.
My co-wokers were curious so they gathered around and they lol'd.
This of course attracted Boss Man's attention so he came over to have a look.
Guess what?
He lol'd too.
Then told us to get off the internet and get back to work.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2007-01-25 02:18:36 EST (#)
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For so many reasons.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-25 01:13:55 EST (#)
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Clever.
Nice haircut, by the way.
You makin out good on those VB shows? When do the prints come about?
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-01-25 01:10:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-25 01:01:42 EST (#)
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hahahaha, lungfish.
This is my only post I've ever done with no text anywhere, so that was an amusing coincidence. (my name and dimensions don't count)
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-25 01:00:13 EST (#)
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Okay. I "read" this one. Have a sincere +2.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-25 00:57:36 EST (#)
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Yeah, I know what you mean. This post took 6 million to make. I even underpayed the actor. Who was also the script writer. And camera man. And costume designer. And special effects supervisor. And me. Come to think of it, I didn't pay him anything.
Wait, what happened to that 6 million?
Uh oh...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-25 00:55:42 EST (#)
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Didn't read it. Fucking server's down again. +2 for everybody. FTW.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2007-01-25 00:53:51 EST (#)
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you are one scary little guy
but you're so damned cute
Submitted by kaioken (user info) at 2007-01-25 00:52:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-25 00:48:26 EST (#)
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Your posts are like what mine would be if I had a bigger special effects budget.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-01-25 00:06:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-24 23:37:56 EST (#)
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Yep, chopped it off. It normally looks pretty good, but these pictures were taken right after getting out of bed.
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2007-01-24 23:33:09 EST (#)
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You chopped all your hair off?
Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-24 22:54:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-24 22:34:20 EST (#)
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I can dig it.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-01-24 22:25:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-24 21:17:21 (#)
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funny.
I want the blue painting thingy of what looks like a stormy road.
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-24 18:58:46 (#)
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Posts like this are the reason you're one of my favorite people who live in my computer.
Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2007-01-24 22:14:09 EST (#)
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lol
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-01-24 21:20:34 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-24 21:17:21 EST (#)
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funny.
I want the blue painting thingy of what looks like a stormy road.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-01-24 20:21:04 EST (#)
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nice place
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-24 20:00:30 EST (#)
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Right fucking on.
You rock.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-01-24 19:50:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-24 19:09:59 EST (#)
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a shade of awesome
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-24 18:59:25 EST (#)
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Hey dude...post here...I mentioned that you should...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98003
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-24 18:58:46 EST (#)
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Posts like this are the reason you're one of my favorite people who live in my computer.
Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-01-24 18:49:45 EST (#)
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that was 10 types of kick ass
1. funny
2. oh fuck it was just funny
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-24 18:11:31 EST (#)
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maltese, shhhh
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-01-24 18:10:45 EST (#)
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That was awesome
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-24 18:04:04 EST (#)
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Finally, a post that should actually be on Best Ever.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-24 17:58:44 EST (#)
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I did not, I totally used- er, wait.
Yeah.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-24 17:56:45 EST (#)
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you totally used photoshop
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-24 17:52:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-24 17:31:22 EST (#)
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hahaha classic!
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-01-24 17:25:40 EST (#)
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hah! great stuff as usual.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-01-24 17:21:17 EST (#)
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awesome, man.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-01-24 17:20:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-24 16:56:21 EST (#)
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the 'before' picture on the evolutionary scale
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-01-24 16:50:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-24 16:48:29 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-24 16:47:53 EST (#)
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Yep, some day, when I grow up and turn into a real person.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-24 16:47:01 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2007-01-24 16:45:11 EST (#)
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I also wear Hanes tagless t-shirts.
Mine are size large though. Maybe when you grow up you'll wear that size too.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-24 16:42:57 EST (#)
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Heh. My paintings scare me too.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-24 16:41:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-24 16:40:53 EST (#)
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Oct. 22 1987
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-24 16:39:43 EST (#)
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awesome...
...but how old are you?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-01-24 16:36:28 EST (#)
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well that's fun
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-01-24 16:33:55 EST (#)
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Stellar talent.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-24 16:33:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-01-24 16:30:11 EST (#)
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They all look like monkeys.
I enjoyed this post. Made me giggle.
Love that glass table.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-24 16:28:13 EST (#)
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Were you trying to make that woman look like a monkey on purpose?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-24 16:27:55 EST (#)
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You look like a total faggot, but this was funny