UberMadness - Final Match (2247 hits)
Category: UberMadness!Rating: 1.3 on 82 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JMG114 (View user info) at 2007-02-13 09:03:31 EST
The board is set. The pieces are moving. We come to it at last. The great battle of our time.
Through rain, sleet, and freezing... uh... rain, UberMadness IV finally comes to a close this week. Will McCallum regain the crown of UberLord? Or will newcomer CharminglyBeef wrest it from his diseased clutches?
Who will do the best? Who will go down in a blaze of glory? WHICH IRON CHEF WILL REIGN SUPREME?
Bracket below. What have you all been up to?
.JPG)
User Reviews
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-26 21:20:34 EST (#)
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FAC, the Uberboard thing isn't my bag, man.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-02-26 19:44:12 EST (#)
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"Have YOU seen the missing UberMadness IV wrap-up post? Report any sightings to 1-800-MRSNARK"
Dollars to donuts Jack posted that. He can't waaaaait to have his name up in lights again.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-26 19:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-26 18:08:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good things come to those who wait.
Trust me. You want me sober for this.
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Nuh uh.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-26 19:00:54 EST (#)
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Said Shlongy, who mysteriously never misses a single post or comment in regard to the contest he cares nothing about.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-26 18:52:07 EST (#)
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I care - kinda...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-26 18:48:16 EST (#)
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You two morons could just pick up the phone and chat with each other about this, since you're the only two that still remotely give a crap.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-26 18:41:15 EST (#)
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I just wrote "Salth Lake Cithy" in a document. ?????
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-26 18:38:56 EST (#)
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There is a guy working on my floor who always smells like some kind of medicated ointment.
ALWAYS.
What's up with that?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-26 18:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have YOU seen the missing UberMadness IV wrap-up post? Report any sightings to 1-800-MRSNARK
Good things come to those who wait.
Trust me. You want me sober for this.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-23 11:34:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-23 10:04:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Since March Madness is about to start up, will there be an UberMadness to coincide with it?
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Only if Snark agrees to run it. It wouldn't be the same without his endearing, caustic remarks whenever the multitudes bitched at him.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-23 10:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Since March Madness is about to start up, will there be an UberMadness to coincide with it?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-20 11:29:15 EST (#)
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I got boned at work... my entry si not good.
Take it away, beef.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-20 11:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, there he is.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-20 11:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's the beef?
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-02-20 01:38:46 EST (#)
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I don't really wanna be on the committee for UMV, cause I wanna compete, but at the same time, I've got like 8 concrete ideas to make it better next time around.
I at least call dibs on master statician.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-19 18:23:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No one gives a shit anymore.
Pass THAT on.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-19 18:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When does UberMadness V start? Soon, right?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-19 18:01:57 EST (#)
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...motherfucking ballcrushing christhumping assfisting dirty goddamn degenerate son of a bitching...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-19 12:54:31 EST (#)
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It feels like the literary equivalent of the Bataan Death March.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-02-19 12:19:06 EST (#)
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At this rate of increase in length, Ubermadness Seven will be longer than all of previous human history.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-02-19 12:18:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At this rate Ubermadness Seven is going to be longer than all of previous human history.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-17 15:22:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:15:10 (#)
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Dear Committee:
Do Monsieur Beef and I have the usual deadline, next Tuesday, Noon BST (Bart Standard Time)?
Sincerely,
Jack
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yep
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-16 10:22:00 EST (#)
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jack cheated
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-02-15 14:29:26 EST (#)
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This thing is still going on?
What the fuck...
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-02-14 15:22:25 EST (#)
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Of everyone here, I am by far the biggest cheat.
-I cheated everyone of their time by posting a MSPaint instead of an "actual" entry.
-I cheated Stevie out of his chance to avenge last year.
-And I cheated by revealing it was a one word title last round.
Oh, and Method is my alter. And therefore all of his alters are my alters.
And they all voted for me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-14 14:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, we know.
i cheated too.
so did you. and method. and simon.
cheating is part of our way of life. it's socked in there just between making fun of babies and convincing completely normal women that they're worthless hogs.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-14 14:07:44 EST (#)
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hey you all DO know Jack cheated right?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-14 14:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
beef for the win.
no offense Jack, I just like the cut of that guys whatchamacallit.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-14 13:49:53 EST (#)
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1 user, 2 votes.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-14 07:13:34 (#)
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I don't own 4 alters, only one. Lovelylady is an actual person and I stole v8lover from someone.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98760#2313081
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Last Round...
Reliquary at 2007-02-06 01:30:19
You voted for Entry 1
Entry 1: 57 (76)
Entry 2: 52 (66)
Entry 2:
Adamdidit2u...
...rob_berg
satchel
Shlongy
***************************************************sicosemen
Sinistral
Spooner
STIXS
strwbryfanatic
TempermentalTypist
The_Cyst_Master
The_Perfect_Scrotum
The_taste_of_Monkeys
TheUniter
thorpe
tlsuda
Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile
Tr4ppedunderice
*****************************************************v8lover
vexx
waterbottle
whocares229
yhywstudios
zakalwe
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahaha oh man i hope this is over soon
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-14 11:15:10 EST (#)
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Dear Committee:
Do Monsieur Beef and I have the usual deadline, next Tuesday, Noon BST (Bart Standard Time)?
Sincerely,
Jack
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-02-14 06:06:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:11:58 (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:10:19 (#)
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It's a testament to the lack of thought of this style of tournament when someone with an 8-1 record is out while two people with 7-1 records are in the final.
One of the many reasons I have neither read nor reviewed a single UM posts this time.
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That's because beefy and I got byes, dildo. Pay attention.
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EXACTLY! There should be no byes unless people drop out. But the nature of this setup created unnecessary byes from inception....dildo.
Pay attention.
All it means if you got byes was that you had an even easier way of it. It was a poorly conceived tournament from the get go and the final winning percentages will not jive with the placements.
But it's not like I really care; I'm just stating the obvious at this point. The fact that I could attract as many readers with a poem by an alter at this point should tell you something.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-02-14 05:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh I finally got my Wii Friend Code.
I wonder why it's 16 digits. I wonder if it's cause they want to be able to believe that the Earth's population will multiply by 10 000 before the Wii is extinct and every single human will have a one so that they'll have to use every possible code.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-02-14 05:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If Jack gets a repeat as Uberlord, that will be like the ultimate pwn. Razor won the first one, and he doesn't count. The third one he wasn't allowed to be in because he won the second, so... that would mean he effectively won every Ubermadness, a competition with a shitload of people, that is voted on annoynomously. I'm cheering for him, 'cause it's refreshing to see something awesome take place that's not my work.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-02-13 21:47:07 EST (#)
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Don't leave us in suspense, share the frickin' title with us!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-02-13 19:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:52:26 (#)
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Well, the title could not POSSIBLY be better than what I see.
Good luck, beef.
PS - Sico, you misspelled defecate.
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He also fucked up whine and lose...
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-13 19:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bring it on !
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-13 19:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:58:11 (#)
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jack cheated
pass it on
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-13 18:32:18 EST (#)
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I mean the voting against, not the entry, of course.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-13 18:31:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:29:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:04:23 (#)
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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:18:35 (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:29:55 (#)
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stagger is a homo manc
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-13 18:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 09:05:27 (#)
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So.......anyone who can tell the styles apart is simply gonna vote for the person they prefer, aren't they?
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Nope. I knowingly voted against my charminglyunderdog last time. Sucked, but best to be honest.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-02-13 18:19:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The opening line reminded me of Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day.
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-02-13 18:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great title.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-13 18:14:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:45:22 (#)
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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:39:12 (#)
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I call second place, because the winner will be 8-1, and the other dude will be 7-2. My 8-2 puts me right in the middle.
And because I'm a nerd who will never get laid.
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Fuck it, I say give him first.
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Agreed.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:45:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:39:12 (#)
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I call second place, because the winner will be 8-1, and the other dude will be 7-2. My 8-2 puts me right in the middle.
And because I'm a nerd who will never get laid.
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Fuck it, I say give him first.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:32:24 (#)
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I say Stagger_Lee and Stevie face off to determine the People's UberLord.
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I say they argue it out before the People's Court.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:40:33 EST (#)
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Well in that case, by the end of round 6 I was the only one WITHOUT a loss.
So technically, I won first.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:39:12 EST (#)
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I call second place, because the winner will be 8-1, and the other dude will be 7-2. My 8-2 puts me right in the middle.
And because I'm a nerd who will never get laid.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:32:24 EST (#)
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I say Stagger_Lee and Stevie face off to determine the People's UberLord.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:04:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:18:35 (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:29:55 (#)
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stagger was robbed
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:25:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for this damn thing finally being over.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:19:59 EST (#)
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FAC ended at 8-2
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:19:47 EST (#)
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Holy shit, I do have more wins.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:15:48 EST (#)
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*taps fingers, waits to see proof he cheated in the last round during which hysteria reached heights not seen in this country since Salem, 1692*
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:11:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:10:19 (#)
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It's a testament to the lack of thought of this style of tournament when someone with an 8-1 record is out while two people with 7-1 records are in the final.
One of the many reasons I have neither read nor reviewed a single UM posts this time.
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That's because beefy and I got byes, dildo. Pay attention.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:10:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a testament to the lack of thought of this style of tournament when someone with an 8-1 record is out while two people with 7-1 records are in the final.
One of the many reasons I have neither read nor reviewed a single UM posts this time.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:05:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A kinder gentler, friendlier rad.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-13 06:26:31 (#)
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fuck jack
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98459#2311782
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:04:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:18:35 (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:29:55 (#)
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stevie was robbed
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:31:18 EST (#)
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eff jackie
EFF JACKIE
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-13 14:18:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:57:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
"... the meat in question were babies. Frozen babies."
WHOO!!!!!!!!!!
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Just don't come looking for my head when you read the last page.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:57:20 EST (#)
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"... the meat in question were babies. Frozen babies."
WHOO!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:52:26 EST (#)
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Well, the title could not POSSIBLY be better than what I see.
Good luck, beef.
PS - Sico, you misspelled defecate.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The winner be selected for Oprah's Book Club.
The loser will be fed to the sharks at the sunken temple of Hale o Kapuni Heiau.
Or was that the other way around?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe this is still going! Awesome job Snarkster!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-02-13 13:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:29:55 (#)
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stevie was robbed
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SOUP'S ON BITCHES
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for getting this up in short notice bro.
Good luck to Jack and Beef!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if there was ever a time to post 'SOUP'S ON BITCHES', it would be now.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:29:55 EST (#)
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stevie was robbed
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope someone posts a bitmap.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jack cheated
pass it on
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
but I forgot I don't care
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-02-13 11:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
omgoggels jack cheats!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DUN DUN DUUNNNNNN!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:18:14 EST (#)
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I can't remember who beat me. So 'Go Team!'
Good luck the both of you.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2007-02-13 10:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got to cheer for the one who beat me -- Victory to the beef!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-13 09:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
May the best man win.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-13 09:20:10 EST (#)
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Also.....why the hell does CharminglyBeef have a 6-0 record at the top.....which changes to a 7-1 record at the bottom?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-13 09:19:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 09:05:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
So.......anyone who can tell the styles apart is simply gonna vote for the person they prefer, aren't they?
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Not really, more people on Uber have some morals than you'd think.....
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-13 09:11:12 EST (#)
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I'm voting against Jack, just because I want to see him wine like a little bitch, loose it, and subsequently defacate in his britches.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-13 09:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So.......anyone who can tell the styles apart is simply gonna vote for the person they prefer, aren't they?