I Just Discovered Ass To Mouth Porn On The Internet (5628 hits)
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Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2007-02-16 13:55:42 EST
And I still would rather watch a tranny fuck another woman more than I'd like to watch a guy fuck a woman.
The reason behind this mode of thinking is this. Everyone is a little gay. You all know that old joke where you ask the homophobe if he is gay, he says no, then you ask him if he likes porn. He says yeah, and you ask if he only likes watching women with other women or if he likes women with other dudes. He says he enjoys watching a woman take a penis, and you ask if he likes to see a small flaccid sad penis and he says he likes to see big hard throbbing cocks. Then he has an epiphany.
My thinking is along similar lines. It is exponentially less gay to watch a woman being nailed by something which is by all intensive purposes another woman, who happens to have a big hard throbbing cock. The problem with this is you start to open your mind to a lot of things and you become desensitised to a lot of traditionally taboo things such as interspecies erotica and Kirk Johnson movies; eventually you will become omisexual. Omisexuality isn't inherently a bad thing, people like NAMBLA give the movement a black eye, but don't fret people, the revolution is neigh, and those of us with all the guns and land get to be blown(blow) fuck(get fucked) nail(take it in the bum) and lick the toes of whatever we desire, depending on your prediliction and if your association dues are currently up to date. We wouldn't want anyone lagging behind on the running of our committees, would we? (I AM LOOKING AT YOU JACK)
So yes, please don't hesitate to sign the petition for a new, better, greener world, and remember that the shocker doesn't always mean "two in the pink, one in the stink", especially in this day and age of soap and water. The bubonic plague never had it so good!
Cheers!
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-03 02:24:55 EST (#)
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oh, you mean that picture of cornugget in her best suit?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-03 02:17:51 EST (#)
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The picture at the end made it for me, too. eh...whatever...
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-03 02:09:25 EST (#)
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the picture at the end really did it for me
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-18 20:40:21 EST (#)
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was there some sort of insult there?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-18 17:23:19 EST (#)
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You happy now dipshit? Your dumb post is back on most heated while my masterpiece aboot the stupidity of Americans is gone.
Fucking prison guard.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-02-18 15:19:23 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-02-18 14:34:32 EST (#)
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somebody get this man some booze, stat!
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2007-02-18 06:49:32 EST (#)
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http://www.juicyshemales.com
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-17 17:36:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-02-16 16:29:13 (#)
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i think it all went south when people who lick shit off of dicks became a protected group
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i'm not sure if i have ever said this before on uber, but i love joedaddy. comments like this just cement that love.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-17 15:38:57 EST (#)
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I've got a hangover that has settled in my neck.
But, did you know that potato soup from Backyard Burger is a jim-dandy hangover helper?
I didn't either but I know now.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:49:41 EST (#)
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lol
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:29:31 EST (#)
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So be it. And I can never love a man who is so decidedly un-rad!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:21:47 EST (#)
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I SAID IT BEFORE AND i WILL SAY IT AGAIN
I WILL NEVER LOVE A WOMAN WHO ACKNOWLEDGES FAECES
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:15:57 EST (#)
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Who said that bodily waste was the sole province of males?!?! Crap shame is what's keeping women down, especially with men like you remonstrating them for their turds!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:03:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:54:01 (#)
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It seems there is no shortage of hormone addled, lamebrains who drool at the mouth when reading stories about anything of a sexual nature. They will lay acclaim on a post so long as there is one of the following
-tits
-sex lore
-female
-anything pertaining to sexuality in general
all of this coagulates to detract from the quality of this site as a commiserable post with a few choice words and a picture is given due homage whereas the posts that are true and informative in nature, are instead chided.
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why I am going to waste breath on so obvious an alter I don't know, but I will say this.
you, in your quest to be utterly disgusted with the human condition have failed to have any true insight into the quality of a person or the message they are attempting to convey to others.
The only way for a person such as yourself to find contentment with the world is to excise yourself from it.
have a nice day
:)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-17 14:00:53 EST (#)
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and its "all intents and purposes" as I was so compassionately told yesterday.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:59:35 EST (#)
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Avals, i reserve the right to use any malpropisms I so choose
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:54:01 EST (#)
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It seems there is no shortage of hormone addled, lamebrains who drool at the mouth when reading stories about anything of a sexual nature. They will lay acclaim on a post so long as there is one of the following
-tits
-sex lore
-female
-anything pertaining to sexuality in general
all of this coagulates to detract from the quality of this site as a commiserable post with a few choice words and a picture is given due homage whereas the posts that are true and informative in nature, are instead chided.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-02-17 13:02:24 EST (#)
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"By all intensive purposes" is a fucking non-sequitur, you heathen fuck. Stop slaughtering the English language.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-17 11:27:06 EST (#)
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not that I've ever put any thought into that.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-17 11:25:42 EST (#)
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I am a big supporter of Automatic External Defibrillators (AED) in all buildings/institutions/places people are. The fact that the place is a high-school or university does not matter. Young people aren't at especially high risk of going into some type of ventricular fibrillation, however, accidents have been known to happen (blunt force trauma to the chest, electrical shock, etc.) Also, most of your staff are adults 35-65 years of age, which is the high risk group for cardiac arrest, and ventricular fibrillation.
while the AED should be made available in these institutions, as always, staff should be on hand who are trained to use these things, and should be trained along with their first aid/cpr courses. One of the major things people are mislead about is that defibrillators somehow shock the heart into working, which is absolutely not true. The only thing a defibrillator is good for is when the heart is fibrillating, which is to say just quivering like an hXc emo at one of Bret's hardcore brual death metal concerts. The shock delivered to the heart is designed to STOP heart function, so the natural pacemaker can reset and the heart start pumping again. If your victim's heart is not fibrillating or beating, you better know how to do rescue breathing and chest compressions.
In conclusion, I would guess all public institutions who value the safety of all people involved (or at the very least wish to reduce their liability for accident injury) will employ these low cost AED devices, and humans can continue to overpopulate the earth.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-17 08:54:58 EST (#)
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I don't know what's going on.
What's your opinion on defibrillators on college and high school campuses?
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-17 08:11:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-17 05:27:16 EST (#)
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just yesterday
I blame askjolene.com
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-17 05:01:53 EST (#)
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There's no way you JUST discovered it.
Liar.
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-02-17 04:59:00 EST (#)
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Girl, don't go away mad,
Girl, just go away
Girl, you're leaving me today,
My friends called today,
Down from L.A.
They were shooting pool all night,
Dreaming half of the day,
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-17 04:48:51 EST (#)
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as insightful as ever
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-17 04:46:17 EST (#)
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I have re-claimed the uber nights!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-17 04:41:57 EST (#)
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I love how you have a picture of cornugget on a post concerning itself with ass to mouth.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-17 04:22:17 EST (#)
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okay
is no one going to comment that I have a picture of cornugget on a post concerning itself with ass to mouth?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-02-17 03:19:16 EST (#)
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i have just discovered the 'slide show' function
my testes are aching
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-17 01:32:32 EST (#)
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I'm not sure I'll sign any petition but you're right on the money. Most humans are a little gay. I know I am and I'm not afraid to admit it because I've been with women.
Men on the other hand are too pompous to admit that they've sometimes found themselves thinking about men so they fulfill their gay fantasy by fucking some chick in the stink.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-17 00:29:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-02-16 18:16:52 (#)
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'intensive purposes'? Is that a joke, or are you retarded?
Sure, it was funny. Sure, it had a point, and some content. But that doesn't mean you should camp your own post all the time, man.
Time for you to call on your relative seniority to explain the rules to me, and masturbate to another fantastic zinging well done.
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i reserve the right to use any malpropisms I so choose
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-16 20:34:20 EST (#)
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Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and
old people are useless.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Vigilante
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-02-16 19:11:54 EST (#)
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You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly
-- who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to
turn off your set now. C'mon, I dare you. Bock-bock-bock-bock-bock!
Chicken!
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-16 19:04:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-02-16 18:16:52 EST (#)
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'intensive purposes'? Is that a joke, or are you retarded?
Sure, it was funny. Sure, it had a point, and some content. But that doesn't mean you should camp your own post all the time, man.
Time for you to call on your relative seniority to explain the rules to me, and masturbate to another fantastic zinging well done.
Submitted by eric_the_bread (user info) at 2007-02-16 17:58:21 EST (#)
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I second that motion
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-16 16:58:48 EST (#)
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I tried to 69 a girl once....she was on top and I was on bottom...my nose got stuffed up her butt. So all I could taste was snatch...but all I could smell was butt. It was like eating a butt.
I submit that eating butt should be illegal.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-16 16:41:11 EST (#)
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Like a record, Baby
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-16 16:33:13 EST (#)
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that wasn't very inspired... by the way you're a fucking whacko/sicko if you like trannys - ever herad of a strapon?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-02-16 16:29:13 EST (#)
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i think it all went south when people who lick shit off of dicks became a protected group
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-02-16 16:23:10 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-16 16:01:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:29:37 (#)
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ATM isn't just where you get your money from anymore.
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Speak for yourself bub. It's already paid for my freshman year and I'm not slowing down one bit.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-16 15:42:24 EST (#)
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Home early on account of a sick kid and a perpetually sick woman.
I'm laughing over here (at your post), despite the sick fam. Thanks.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-16 15:36:13 EST (#)
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I don't like anal in my porn anymore. It just seems unnecessary, the vagina feels so much better.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-16 15:26:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:36:26 (#)
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I just sat through 2681 spins before I had to shut it off because the music was threatening to bring me out of my phychosis.
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time to go smack up some whores in Pahrump
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:36:26 EST (#)
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I just sat through 2681 spins before I had to shut it off because the music was threatening to bring me out of my phychosis.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:31:07 EST (#)
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AMPAM AMPAM 1-2-3!
AMPAM AMPAM HONALEE!
STICK IT IN YOUR BUTT REAL TIGHT!
THEN INTO YOUR MOUTH STRETCHED WIDE!
TASTE THAT ASSHOLE, YUM YUM YUM!
STICK IT IN YOUR CUNNY CUN!
YOU'RE NOT DONE YET, SECOND ROUND!
IN YOUR ASS AGAIN HE'LL POUND!
THEN INTO YOUR MOUTH ONCE MORE!
LISHY DEAR YOU'RE SUCH A WHORE!
..somebody wrote that for me once. So, so sweet.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:29:37 EST (#)
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ATM isn't just where you get your money from anymore.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:27:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:25:49 (#)
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the original date of reintroduction of alcohol to my life was March first, however, I am considering waiting until the 20th of March so I can celebrate the date the IRS places my sizable refund into my account.
THEN ITS HOOKERS AND BLOW FOR EVERONE
You have sat through 1488 spins!
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woot!
*books flights to Vegas*
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:27:14 EST (#)
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Dan, I am terribly sorry to inform you the main point of this post was not porn, and I'm sorry you lacked the sophistication and insight to realise this.
Thanks anyway for trying, please feel free to play again. No purchase necessary.
You have sat through 1654 spins!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:25:49 EST (#)
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the original date of reintroduction of alcohol to my life was March first, however, I am considering waiting until the 20th of March so I can celebrate the date the IRS places my sizable refund into my account.
THEN ITS HOOKERS AND BLOW FOR EVERONE
You have sat through 1488 spins!
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:25:42 EST (#)
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porn is the work of what the Mexicanos call "El Dildo."
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:22:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-16 07:29:52 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-16 07:10:17 (#)
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WHAT THE FUCK YOU DONT TOAST THE BREAD; WHAT YOU DO IS PUT SOME CONCORD GRAPE WITH ALL NATURAL PEANUTBUTTER ON SOURDOUGH AND YOU GET YOURSELF A BIG GLASS OF WHOLE MILK
YUM YUM BITCHES, ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
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You should seriously consider drinking again.
soon.
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:21:25 EST (#)
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I only watch porn of women... filmed by women... and mass-produced in Malaysian sweatshops by little girls.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:17:45 EST (#)
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you have sat through 506 spins!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:17:09 EST (#)
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still tied
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:16:31 EST (#)
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I am officially gay :-)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:15:41 EST (#)
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you have sat through 242 spins!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:15:12 EST (#)
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does this make number 16 for you, or are we still tied?
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:11:43 EST (#)
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hmmmm.... me thinks rad's brain must need to be embaulmed in alchy hol in order to function beyond his homoerotic tendencies.
dr. jade agrees
have a shot and find the nearest vagina to solve your man woes. call julie in the morning.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:09:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:03:47 (#)
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Filename: For the love of God, somebody pl
What am I supposed to "understand" from that?
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Actual Filename: For the love of god somebody please help me. I haven't had a drink in 19 days and I think I will lose my mind. OH WOE IS ME
You fail at the internet dude.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:08:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:05:45 (#)
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meatspin.com
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i was trying to remember that link to post
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:05:45 EST (#)
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meatspin.com
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:03:47 EST (#)
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Filename: For the love of God, somebody pl
What am I supposed to "understand" from that?
Submitted by evilmedley (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:03:34 EST (#)
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made me laugh
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:03:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:00:19 (#)
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FILENAME READ THE FILENAME YOU OF ALL PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND
_____________________
So dude, have a drink already. Sounds like you really need one.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:01:34 EST (#)
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You mean there's porn on the internet?!?
Why wasn't I told of this before?!?!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:01:06 EST (#)
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the elusive -1
I see ubersite may have devolved to the point of being undeserving of my genius.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:00:19 EST (#)
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FILENAME READ THE FILENAME YOU OF ALL PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-16 14:00:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-16 13:58:47 EST (#)
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Er.....
what?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-16 13:58:24 EST (#)
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Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get
it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can
teach us.
Treehouse of Horror VII
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-16 13:58:09 EST (#)
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Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!
-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer