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Don't you fucking click on this! (629 hits)

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Rating: -1.06 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by CATAL (View user info) at 2007-03-13 23:47:00 EDT


Oh you fucking bastard! You'll fucking do what I tell you and you'll fucking ike it!

Fucking prick. That goes for all of you! Even the ones that didn't click on it. Everyone on fucking Uber is a fucking tool, ESPECIALLY polyamorousaj.

So now that you fuckwads clicked on this link, I'm going to spend the rest of the tie insulting you you fucking losers.

Don't you fuckers have anything better to do than troll around a fucking website and read posts you are specifically forbidden from reading? What if I was fucking God? You just ate the forbidden fucking fruit from the tree of knowledge, I have half a mind to cast you out of paradise into the lamest, most losery fucking place in the world, where all there is are fucking geeks and fatasses and pedophiles more fatass ugly people. But you're already here so oh well.

Fuck it, you're not worth any more of my oh so precious time and effort. I'm a very important person, wiuth many important things to do. Like insult you all, you fucking losers.

Now wait for it...






















































BOO!

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Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2007-03-15 21:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ooooooooooooo!


youguys have seen this picture, well who fucking cares?!

go ahead, pretend like your lives mean something, aho!

you're nothing! you hear me?!! NOTHING!!!

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-15 11:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-14 03:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've seen that picure so many fucking times its not shocking or funny anymore. I just wish I knew where to find that guy so I can poke that thing on his face with a stick.

Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're kind of an idiot, aren't you?

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck is this gay shit?

Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-03-14 07:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I love these.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-14 07:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-14 04:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

A real gangsta ass nigga plays his cards right. A real gangsta ass nigga never runs his fuckin' mouth cuase real gangsta ass niggas don't start fights.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-14 03:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've seen that picure so many fucking times its not shocking or funny anymore. I just wish I knew where to find that guy so I can poke that thing on his face with a stick.

Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-03-14 01:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

A bunch of insults and a high speed photo of a sneeze.

Joy.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-14 00:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What you're trying to say is: damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-14 00:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I do apologise, Stag.

Here I was -2ing the post partially because of the sport made of such an unfortunate soul, and the next thing I do is have a joke at his expense.

I feel quite the hypocrite.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-14 00:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ah. Cos of the picture.


I'll get my coat.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-14 00:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


This was terrible.


I mean...







uhg.


Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-14 00:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It was a poor joke about family resemblance, Stagger.

I shan't repeat such an offence and apologise in advance for when you get it.

I have even, as you may have noticed, aussified my spelling to make amends.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Uh oh.

CATAL's descent has started.

Soon he'll be posting his password.



Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

FUCK i rated differently to Le Horse D'Stripey again.


===

I understand in this case, Stag.

Blood is thicker than water.

========

???

Careful, I confuse easily.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love you

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shut up. You know you love it here.

That poor man.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

FUCK i rated differently to Le Horse D'Stripey again.


===

I understand in this case, Stag.

Blood is thicker than water.


Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wait a minite....


wait, WAIT....



WAIT FOR IT.....





OH!!! Reverse psychology! It actually fucking works!!

C'mon people! Don't prove me right!

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

FUCK i rated differently to Le Horse D'Stripey again.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dun dun dun dundundun dun

Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

lol Mr. Potato Head

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What a worthless post. Beyond stupid, really.

Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Stupid.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME x 16
MOTHERFUCKER

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't tell me what to do.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope I'm first


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