I Just Finished Two New Paintings - And They Hate Each Other (3445 hits)
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Submitted by forthewin (http://www.swmoore.com/kthx.html) (View user info) at 2007-03-22 01:06:24 EDT
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Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-15 23:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How do you come up with this shit? You must smoke weed...
Pure unadulterated AWESOME.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-04 22:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is still awesome, after many moons.
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-25 20:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-25 19:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cause you have small hands and smell of cabbage.
CARNEY!!!!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:32:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-25 17:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2007-03-23 20:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
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alter. an old regular (8333) who doesn't like you and is too pussy to tell you under their real handle.
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Woah, how do you know this stuff?
It's your alter isn't it!
Why don't you like me?? :`(
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-25 17:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2007-03-23 20:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
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alter. an old regular (8333) who doesn't like you and is too pussy to tell you under their real handle.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2007-03-29 07:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That happened to me once... but I think it was the acid talking...
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-29 05:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What happened to your spine? :(
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 09:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny stuff, Lebowski.
Submitted by Shryke (user info) at 2007-03-26 08:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-26 08:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Imo rate this again b/c you make me sad that I'm wasting my talent by doing nothing with it <sigh>.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-03-25 23:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-25 23:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-22 17:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have tree-mendous talent.
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*passes this review by without really noticing*
*looks again, a painful grin emerging*
whispers to self: i can't believe it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-23 22:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have they made up yet? Fighting just seems so, so, so pointless.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-23 22:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2007-03-23 20:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
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No comment? Post something.
Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2007-03-23 20:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-22 23:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-03-22 02:25:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-22 23:03:23 EDT (#)
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And I'd be afraid to paint anything out there, cause I might get attacked by drop bears while I was taking photographes for reference!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-22 23:01:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-22 22:45:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-22 23:13:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-22 02:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to see what you could do with a dry, lighter coloured landscape.
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You mean like a chalk drawing of a desert?
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Yes.
Wait, no. I just mean all your paintings that I've seen so far seem to consist of dark green forests and rivers and such, and seem to be "taken" at 6:00 PM. It would be interesting to see if the same kind of 'dreamy' style could be applied to an Australian bush setting or, yes, a desert.
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Ah, I thought that's what you had meant! Trust me, if I lived in the middle of nowhere of Australia, that would be the subject of most of my paintings. I generally just paint what I like of what I see. And it's probably only a matter of time before I start painting trees surrounded by buildings.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-22 22:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-22 23:13:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-22 02:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to see what you could do with a dry, lighter coloured landscape.
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You mean like a chalk drawing of a desert?
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Yes.
Wait, no. I just mean all your paintings that I've seen so far seem to consist of dark green forests and rivers and such, and seem to be "taken" at 6:00 PM. It would be interesting to see if the same kind of 'dreamy' style could be applied to an Australian bush setting or, yes, a desert.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-22 22:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It likes me.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-22 22:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-03-22 14:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe you are so fucking young and you paint like that. You're the real fucking deal aren't you?
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Naaaah, not really, I was delt from the bottom of the deck. So technically I'm cheating.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-22 22:05:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-22 17:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
the paintings were peachy. too bad you had to ruin it with your baked commentary
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And why do I get the feeling you would have complained that it had no content if it were just the paintings.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-22 19:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're just chock full o' talent, aren't you?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-03-22 18:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by eric_the_bread (user info) at 2007-03-22 18:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-22 18:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i liked the dude with the goatee at the end
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-22 17:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
the paintings were peachy. too bad you had to ruin it with your baked commentary
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-22 17:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have tree-mendous talent.
(gimme a break I got here late.)
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-03-22 17:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's that on your face? Looks like a forest fire!
*Stands and applaudes*
Submitted by yhywstudios (user info) at 2007-03-22 15:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-22 15:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked the lighter and hair-spray bit, been awhile since I seen that.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-03-22 14:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe you are so fucking young and you paint like that. You're the real fucking deal aren't you?
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-03-22 14:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kansas Wins In San Jose!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-03-22 14:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i didnt read the battle but the paintings are gorgeous, particularly the first one.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i loved it
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
definitely original
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is great
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Muahahaha, 'what's that on your face? Looks like a forest fire.'
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty paintings.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that's just silly.
Stick figures don't have facial hair.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehheehhehehe
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-22 02:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to see what you could do with a dry, lighter coloured landscape.
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You mean like a chalk drawing of a desert?
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-22 08:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FTW = demigod
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-22 08:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-22 08:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was actually pretty funny.
Who did it for you?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-03-22 08:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha. Liked this.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Muahahaha, 'what's that on your face? Looks like a forest fire.'
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I won't continue the massive cocksucking. The paintings are nice, this post is a solid 1.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-22 06:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Must be quite a zoo in your workshop, if that's the daily bussiness over there...
It also looks like a Mccoy vs Scotty fight .
"this ship is hold together by strings and band-aid, you buncha monkey's!"
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-03-22 06:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Paint chips ARE delicious.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-22 06:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-03-22 05:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They are bloody good. I would actually buy them. Talented foo what you doing on Uber?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate when that happens...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-22 03:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-03-22 17:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny stuff!
Looks like some dude whose name isn't Stanley and a surname beginning with T has signed your paintings, though.
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That would be "S. William", and the M doesn't look like a T at all.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-03-22 03:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny stuff!
Looks like some dude whose name isn't Stanley and a surname beginning with T has signed your paintings, though.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-22 03:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-22 03:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
KICK ASS.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-03-22 03:10:37 EDT (#)
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Way too much talent for me.
-Dave
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-22 03:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha!
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-22 02:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgive you for that horrendous punchline.
Repaint and thin no more.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-03-22 02:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-22 02:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to see what you could do with a dry, lighter coloured landscape.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-22 02:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-03-22 02:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-22 01:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're ridiculously good at that whole "painting" thing. I agree with Lish: whore it up.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-22 01:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Flighty, bitchy oil paintings.....what can you do, right?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-22 01:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hadn't really thought about how much I'd charge for the new one yet because I just finished it today, but after doing the math, it'll be around 700.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-03-22 01:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DUDE
PERFECT
GO U WOO!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-22 01:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the painting with the yellow is very abstract. i see a yellow bird (left) outstreching his arm (black line) raping a sleeping baby cyclop (right).
you're quite the new Riopelle.
Submitted by Realpolitik (user info) at 2007-03-22 01:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-03-22 01:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what are you asking for #1?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-22 01:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-22 16:11:43 EST (#)
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didn't think much of the 'comedy' but you are one fucking talented dude when it comes to the art.
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-03-22 01:19:58 EDT (#)
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Is that a forest fire on your face or are you just getting under the collar?
What's that? No YOU'RE a flaming fag.
Burn, bitch, burn.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-22 01:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww, this was cute. And the paintings are pretty. I wish you WOULD whore yourself more out here. In general I mean. You know, post-wise. I like whores. I mean it's always nice to see you. And your posts. OOOK almost bed time.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-22 01:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wowzers.
That was gay. Sorry. Nice work. Continue.
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2007-03-22 01:13:10 EDT (#)
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For obvious reasons.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-22 01:13:05 EDT (#)
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Vey true, sah. It's not my best, but I feel like I should include something other than blatant whoring of my paintings.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-22 01:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
didn't think much of the 'comedy' but you are one fucking talented dude when it comes to the art.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-22 01:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yep, this is a family circus--if family circus went for more than one pane.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-22 01:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice punchline. worthy fo the comic section of the nyt.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-22 01:07:18 EDT (#)
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I just missed APW. Oh well.