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[Romance] this redhead begged me to fuck and impregnate her   (Rating: 1.17 on 17 reviews, last by TheUniter 7 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-11-12 17:15:41 EST
[News] Public Service Announcement: Do Not Slap My Ass Or This Will Happen To You   (Rating: 1.1 on 47 reviews, last by Shaun_Rocks 21 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-10-28 07:09:25 EDT
[None] ten more tiny true stories (PLUS another camwhore)   (Rating: 1.5 on 14 reviews, last by AsshOly 52 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-09-26 18:47:31 EDT
[News] Sacrilicious   (Rating: 0.78 on 32 reviews, last by weather 57 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-07-12 00:25:37 EDT
[Business & Financial] Late Nite Revelations + 2008 UberDirectory Camwhore = Doubling Your Pleasure Since 2004   (Rating: 1.75 on 45 reviews, last by DonkeyOnTheEdge 133 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-05-07 14:12:44 EDT
[Science & Environmental] Google Earth Mystery Spot   (Rating: 0.44 on 37 reviews, last by TheUniter 205 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-04-26 13:20:48 EDT
[Romance] Girls, Cars, Beautiful Houses, And Other Things I Like To Be Inside Of   (Rating: 1.22 on 33 reviews, last by AsshOly 213 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-04-21 08:41:08 EDT
[News] No car, No phone, No Hot Lesbian Action; But there is a disgusting fat bitch at the gym somewhere in this post.   (Rating: 0.83 on 39 reviews, last by kaos-king 228 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-04-04 05:46:00 EDT
[None] Are You Racist? Probably! Click here to find out!   (Rating: 1.02 on 94 reviews, last by AsshOly 232 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-03-25 17:20:54 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] The Greatest Speeches of All Time   (Rating: 0.65 on 52 reviews, last by alabasterch 240 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-03-23 05:00:20 EDT
[Business & Financial] Stupid Things I've Said or Been Told   (Rating: 1.56 on 51 reviews, last by Val 222 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-02-29 03:05:00 EST
[Science & Environmental] ten tiny true stories (PLUS obligatory camwhore)   (Rating: 1.5 on 50 reviews, last by AsshOly 239 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-01-06 19:02:46 EST
[Business & Financial] How My New Years Eve Began / Driving in Snow is My Favorite / How I Almost Died / Driving in Snow Sucks Nuts / Camwhore (maybe???)   (Rating: 2 on 17 reviews, last by AsshOly 318 days ago)
Submitted by Oly (View user info) at 2008-01-04 19:21:14 EST
[Dirty Humor] On Sweat Pants: A Critical Analysis of Appropriate Party Attire. This one’s for people everywhere who dress as bummy as me.   (Rating: 0.83 on 52 reviews, last by rob_berg 381 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-11-04 05:07:15 EST
[Romance] UberLiars: Adventures in Pissing on People   (Rating: 0.63 on 27 reviews, last by AsshOly 391 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-10-18 21:04:19 EDT
[Sports] Quotes From Movies I Like Post Monday: A Contest   (Rating: 1.35 on 29 reviews, last by SunnyG 421 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-09-24 10:35:22 EDT
[Science & Environmental] Hunting Season Has Begun   (Rating: 1.25 on 36 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 452 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-08-24 13:53:21 EDT
[Business & Financial] Signs I Seen   (Rating: 1.75 on 8 reviews, last by Tigre 478 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-07-07 22:21:33 EDT
[Graphics] Exclusive Joakim Noah Draft Day Picture   (Rating: 0.14 on 10 reviews, last by darko 509 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-06-29 02:27:04 EDT
[Sports] How They Are Funnies, or, I dont have a title for this so I am stealing one from Dave Eggers.   (Rating: 1.6 on 20 reviews, last by AsshOly 526 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-06-10 06:22:31 EDT
[Romance] HateMadness: Apollo88, You Pussy Bitch   (Rating: 0.63 on 22 reviews, last by Zeglamancer 464 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-05-18 05:32:40 EDT
[Romance] I Didn't Find God   (Rating: 0.5 on 4 reviews, last by TheUniter 568 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-05-01 23:56:30 EDT
[News] Hey, Guys, So I Had A Boner The Other Night, And   (Rating: 1.14 on 34 reviews, last by Shaun_Rocks 533 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-04-23 17:32:24 EDT
[Graphics] APW (read: cop out): Fractal Dyspareunia   (Rating: 1.25 on 7 reviews, last by AsshOly 596 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-04-04 10:13:09 EDT
[Romance] Why I Didn't Write Anything For ADD / This is my ADD Submission / Why My Life is Awesome / Click Here to Add Inches To Your Penis.   (Rating: 1.89 on 73 reviews, last by shadow 305 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-03-07 08:34:34 EST
[Quotes & Stories] Big Brother Night (Confidential)   (Rating: 1.73 on 17 reviews, last by rob_berg 630 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-02-24 18:43:18 EST
[Dirty Humor] Contentless 21st Birthday Camwhore Collage Post   (Rating: 0.95 on 29 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 638 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-02-18 14:22:32 EST
[News] gEgohography Pposit Tousday = Illionois   (Rating: 2 on 17 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 645 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-02-14 01:39:55 EST
[Science & Environmental] Two Lies, One Truth, and One Camwhore   (Rating: 1.2 on 35 reviews, last by Shlongy 533 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-02-02 19:36:06 EST
[Sports] College football: What changes do you think need to be made?   (Rating: 0.98 on 62 reviews, last by Unabonger 389 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2006-12-15 05:16:26 EST
[Science & Environmental] AsshOly's How Do I: Getting Rid of a Psycho Bitch   (Rating: 1.41 on 35 reviews, last by Timmaaaaah 2 years ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2006-11-14 03:29:53 EST
[None] AsshOly   (Rating: 2 on 4 reviews, last by rob_berg 2 years ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2006-11-14 03:27:53 EST
[UberMadness! Entry] Impeccable Timing   (Rating: 2 on 3 reviews, last by AsshOly 369 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2006-11-07 01:15:48 EST
[UberMadness! Entry] Darker Karma   (Rating: 2 on 1 review, last by kaos-king 535 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2006-10-23 04:30:02 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] Slow Bleed   (Rating: 2 on 1 review, last by kaos-king 535 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2006-10-08 19:31:53 EDT
[Science & Environmental] My Experience as a Black Man   (Rating: 1.51 on 54 reviews, last by DesolateMisanthrope 641 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2006-10-06 16:29:22 EDT
[Romance] Orange   (Rating: 2 on 8 reviews, last by Shaun_Rocks 2 years ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2006-10-06 03:19:05 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Grueberfest 06 R1: This Is How The World Ends   (Rating: 0.98 on 17 reviews, last by AsshOly 399 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2006-10-03 20:34:40 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] Integrity   (Rating: 2 on 1 review, last by kaos-king 535 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2006-09-24 17:23:43 EDT
[Graphics] A Picturebook Story: How I Saved My Company Lots And Lots Of Money   (Rating: 1.76 on 39 reviews, last by Fey 491 days ago)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2006-07-17 21:22:13 EDT

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Registered on or around: 2004-10-01 20:44:44 EDT
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