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[None] Berty buys some fast food   (Rating: 1.76 on 73 reviews, last by shadow 36 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-10-24 05:42:56 EDT
[None] Ten Totally True Stories   (Rating: 1.84 on 32 reviews, last by haikumikoo 61 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-09-26 05:51:46 EDT
[None] Berty posts a Hatemadness entry: Now in 'Republican Smear Campaign' style   (Rating: 1.57 on 46 reviews, last by shadow 58 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-09-04 05:07:56 EDT
[None] Berty frets about recent world events   (Rating: 1.23 on 125 reviews, last by shadow 66 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-08-12 05:07:35 EDT
[None] Berty muses on self flaggelation/vocational work   (Rating: 0.88 on 125 reviews, last by orphelia 145 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-07-08 05:17:47 EDT
[None] Berty drones on about the war of independance, military doctrine and Civilisation   (Rating: 1.29 on 44 reviews, last by shadow 147 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-07-04 05:14:08 EDT
[None] Berty examines the hilarity of homosexuals, the church and homophobia in general   (Rating: 1.91 on 70 reviews, last by Jordan85777 37 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-06-23 04:48:44 EDT
[None] Berty's hilarious outing   (Rating: 1.38 on 114 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 161 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-06-16 06:56:32 EDT
[Graphics] Uberdirectory 2008 Camwhore   (Rating: 1.61 on 73 reviews, last by shadow 142 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-05-07 04:41:48 EDT
[None] Help Berty to do his job!   (Rating: 0.05 on 57 reviews, last by Beano312003 215 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-04-30 04:23:24 EDT
[Humor] SPT: Berty cashes in on somebody else's talent for YOUR amusement!   (Rating: 0.62 on 35 reviews, last by Falafel 226 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-04-17 11:30:02 EDT
[None] Feelings suck, kissing is awesome.   (Rating: 1.23 on 227 reviews, last by bob 207 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-02-19 06:08:25 EST
[Science & Environmental] Berty invites you all to take on the issue of the elderly and the infirm   (Rating: 0.82 on 81 reviews, last by orphelia 292 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-01-31 08:24:35 EST
[None] WTF is 'chainsaw madness'?   (Rating: 0.52 on 80 reviews, last by TheUniter 308 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-01-28 05:47:32 EST
[News] Berty comments on HurtbytheSun's recent disgrace   (Rating: 0.33 on 39 reviews, last by orphelia 310 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-01-25 12:22:30 EST
[None] A message to Corinne's mum   (Rating: 0.81 on 22 reviews, last by TheUniter 353 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-12-14 03:21:16 EST
[None] Berty's throw away post about a dream he had   (Rating: 1.28 on 126 reviews, last by ConorJS 352 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-12-13 05:14:29 EST
[None] Some details of former uber users   (Rating: 0.94 on 114 reviews, last by Berty 351 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-12-07 05:15:48 EST
[Romance] Tantric rape, quiet women and small plastic bags   (Rating: 1.75 on 123 reviews, last by shadow 141 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-11-27 09:13:52 EST
[None] Berty Tries (and fails) to define the English Character   (Rating: 1.7 on 126 reviews, last by shadow 204 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-11-16 05:56:07 EST
[Politics] Berty asks about America   (Rating: 0.74 on 195 reviews, last by haikumikoo 383 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-10-30 05:54:48 EDT
[Sound & Music] Berty Attends an Evening of Drum & Bass   (Rating: 1.31 on 25 reviews, last by haikumikoo 435 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-09-24 05:21:10 EDT
[Computers & Internet] Important notice Re: Gabbly   (Rating: 0.59 on 32 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 435 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-07-26 05:52:25 EDT
[Computers & Internet] The Lion, The Witch and The Tide of Low Quality User Created Content   (Rating: 1.59 on 47 reviews, last by Natures_Biggest_Mistake 454 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-07-05 05:30:13 EDT
[Romance] Berty returns to his home away from home   (Rating: 1.7 on 63 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 517 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-07-03 05:20:34 EDT
[Humor] SPT - Pictures of men getting punched in the face   (Rating: 0.4 on 49 reviews, last by ozzy 562 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-05-17 06:38:35 EDT
[None] Berty's Definative List of Webcomics Worth Reading   (Rating: 1.16 on 85 reviews, last by Mike-Mc 531 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-03-20 11:32:37 EDT
[None] New improved Berty   (Rating: 1.51 on 55 reviews, last by Amontillado 654 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2006-12-15 12:59:54 EST
[None] Gheylord of the Rank- A Long Expected Party   (Rating: 1.68 on 123 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 548 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2006-11-09 06:37:49 EST
[None] Gheylord of the Rank - Very Old Friends   (Rating: 1.82 on 37 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 124 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2006-11-07 12:21:45 EST
[None] APW - Copper   (Rating: 0.9 on 22 reviews, last by Berty 2 years ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2006-10-11 10:30:19 EDT
[Afghanistan] Gheylord of the Rank: The Shire   (Rating: 1.93 on 103 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 2 years ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2006-10-06 07:06:51 EDT
[Humor] The Gheylord of the Rank   (Rating: 1.76 on 133 reviews, last by Shlongy 124 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2006-09-20 07:36:38 EDT
[None] Ubercon UK, charity appeal   (Rating: 1.44 on 59 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 2 years ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2006-08-31 14:36:44 EDT
[None] I feel sick. Give me love and opium.   (Rating: 0.91 on 35 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 2 years ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2006-08-16 05:39:01 EDT
[None] Berty Blathers on and on and on   (Rating: 1.55 on 76 reviews, last by Flying_buttmonkey 2 years ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2006-08-14 10:12:06 EDT
[None] Once upon a time Berty was a real boy and went to Ibiza   (Rating: 1.44 on 75 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 687 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2006-08-01 05:46:24 EDT
[None] ADD - They all look the same to me   (Rating: 0.91 on 28 reviews, last by Barnymeinhoff 2 years ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2006-07-31 06:34:14 EDT
[None] Actually, I think you'll find I had the worst day   (Rating: 1.37 on 26 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 664 days ago)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2006-07-25 14:34:43 EDT
[None] Actually, I think you'll find I had the worst day   (no reviews)
Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2006-07-25 14:34:39 EDT

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User id:14622
Registered on or around: 2004-12-13 07:51:28 EST
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