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[Sound & Music] Fuckin Posties ..   (Rating: -2 on 10 reviews, last by bart 372 days ago)
Submitted by BlinkinTurtle (View user info) at 2007-11-26 18:15:57 EST
[Poetry] I love you. I mean, whatever ...   (Rating: -0.06 on 14 reviews, last by BlinkinTurtle 434 days ago)
Submitted by BlinkinTurtle (View user info) at 2007-09-24 21:07:22 EDT
[Poetry] What If   (Rating: -0.21 on 18 reviews, last by TheUniter 455 days ago)
Submitted by BlinkinTurtle (View user info) at 2007-09-03 19:30:38 EDT
[Poetry] Selfish Suicide   (Rating: -0.34 on 27 reviews, last by icarus1987 457 days ago)
Submitted by BlinkinTurtle (View user info) at 2007-08-31 19:51:42 EDT
[Poetry] Todays Eternity   (Rating: 0.07 on 16 reviews, last by BlinkinTurtle 459 days ago)
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User id:31076
Registered on or around: 2007-05-23 19:52:18 EDT
# Messages posted:5
# Reviews written:40
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I guess Bart's not to blame. He's lucky, too, because it's spanking
season, and I got a hankering for some spankering!

-- Homer Simpson
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