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[None] which ones your favourite ?   (Rating: 0.45 on 57 reviews, last by skrapmetal 60 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2009-11-10 07:08:42 EST
[None] Gruberfest - Owls go wild - (400000000000000 hits)   (Rating: 1.2 on 44 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 60 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2009-10-08 07:20:13 EDT
[None] face your fear   (Rating: 1.44 on 40 reviews, last by PlatinumScarecrow 387 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2009-08-13 09:31:00 EDT
[None] APW: Jesse The Elphdog makes a horrific discovery   (Rating: 0.79 on 173 reviews, last by orphelia 235 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2009-07-15 11:31:11 EDT
[None] Inside the mind of EI episode 1   (Rating: 1.71 on 85 reviews, last by haikumikoo 453 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2009-06-03 09:06:19 EDT
[None] a few ugly photos to scare your kids SPT   (Rating: 1.33 on 111 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 229 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2009-04-09 05:22:21 EDT
[None] Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken   (Rating: 0.93 on 90 reviews, last by apollo88 531 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2009-03-20 11:14:03 EDT
[None] a confused monkey   (Rating: 0.56 on 64 reviews, last by MajulCartoons 519 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2009-03-13 07:30:52 EDT
[None] death and masturbation   (Rating: 1.57 on 47 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 553 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2009-02-23 08:42:45 EST
[None] The Halfpenny Marvel   (Rating: 1.47 on 22 reviews, last by Dervel 568 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2009-02-13 07:24:58 EST
[None] Life can be..   (Rating: 1.65 on 46 reviews, last by Shallabow 571 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2009-01-29 10:09:36 EST
[Republicans] APT: Jesse The Elphdog and Co face more drama!   (Rating: 1.39 on 57 reviews, last by ridiculous 6 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2009-01-27 10:33:04 EST
[None] ADD09 - Bugs for Breakfast   (Rating: 1.73 on 33 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 9 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2009-01-20 06:04:36 EST
[None] CPT> Crimp Post Tuesday   (Rating: 1.28 on 42 reviews, last by Vas_Deferens 601 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-12-30 05:49:55 EST
[None] EI's dreaming of a white Christmas.... ....With every Christmas uber card I write May your days be merry and bright And may all...   (Rating: 1.8 on 63 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 617 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-12-21 09:11:03 EST
[None] APW: EI's comedy tale within a ONE frame Paint drawing involving JESSIE the ELPHDOG   (Rating: 1.57 on 70 reviews, last by Mr_Trollope 632 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-12-10 10:21:12 EST
[Iraq] Remember me?! It's EI and a rather rubbish swimming story   (Rating: 0.75 on 37 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 638 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-11-21 06:36:47 EST
[None] books please, i need a book to read   (Rating: 0.05 on 174 reviews, last by RoadSong 613 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-10-31 08:14:47 EDT
[None] a fishy HALLOWEEN, a tale to make you shiver   (Rating: -0.08 on 12 reviews, last by elkay94 669 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-10-31 07:26:49 EDT
[None] However many true stories i can think of   (Rating: 1.8 on 39 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 702 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-09-25 13:56:06 EDT
[None] Im gonna blow ya fucking tail off mo fo   (Rating: 1.62 on 30 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 718 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-09-18 09:43:37 EDT
[None] The Ape Team   (Rating: 1.53 on 21 reviews, last by sage104 719 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-09-15 09:11:58 EDT
[None] Should have stayed home and masturbated.......   (Rating: 0.59 on 25 reviews, last by kaos-king 724 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-09-11 07:04:55 EDT
[None] Should have stayed home and masturbated.......   (Rating: 2 on 1 review, last by Ebenezer_Spooge 442 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-09-11 07:03:50 EDT
[None] Oddest Book Titles   (Rating: 1.46 on 37 reviews, last by VelvetElvis 209 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-09-05 08:35:20 EDT
[None] Violence is my last option.   (Rating: -0.52 on 20 reviews, last by steph 2 years ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-08-26 08:02:20 EDT
[None] Koko is NOT happy ....Uberdirectory submission   (Rating: 0.94 on 36 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 643 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-08-15 05:13:33 EDT
[None] Go outside and take a picture right now, well alrighty then!   (Rating: 1.63 on 39 reviews, last by Unabonger 2 years ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-07-17 14:18:57 EDT
[None] I did a Rob Berg   (Rating: 1.08 on 60 reviews, last by firefly 665 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-06-27 08:24:59 EDT
[None] cheerio   (Rating: -0.13 on 58 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-04-15 07:51:03 EDT
[None] What a Wospital with Gif (Repost rewritten from a long long time ago)   (Rating: 1.03 on 100 reviews, last by theBarron 2 years ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-03-28 05:07:45 EDT
[None] SPT A paradoxical, insoluble, or difficult problem; a dilemma: "the conundrum, thus far unanswered, of achieving full employm...   (Rating: 0.65 on 84 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 years ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-03-20 05:54:21 EDT
[None] up for grabs   (Rating: 0.66 on 53 reviews, last by Beano312003 2 years ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-03-11 11:59:30 EDT
[None] It's EI's thrilling tale of unexpected horror!   (Rating: 0.5 on 45 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 years ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-03-10 05:33:04 EDT
[None] Uncle EI!!   (Rating: 1.14 on 35 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 2 years ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-02-01 10:06:06 EST
[None] Quite possibly the saddest day in the world EVER   (Rating: 1.37 on 34 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 187 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-01-11 04:05:37 EST
[None] Ten tiny true stories and ummm a camwhore of some kind   (Rating: 1.39 on 54 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 2 years ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-01-07 08:40:22 EST
[None] EI's exciting tale! Uber do you know where your nuts are?   (Rating: 1.21 on 56 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 years ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-12-28 06:19:36 EST
[None] It's the EI Christmas tale with bonus MSPAINT!   (Rating: 1.38 on 65 reviews, last by billrhine 530 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-12-20 03:24:55 EST
[None] EI's Tale whoop whoop, its friday!   (Rating: 1.15 on 72 reviews, last by billrhine 530 days ago)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-12-14 05:30:03 EST

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Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation.

Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer
Simpson.

Homer the Smithers