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[None] I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed.   (Rating: 1.22 on 57 reviews, last by Merlina 22 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2010-05-26 18:36:06 EDT
[None] "By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.”   (Rating: 1.6 on 26 reviews, last by Crystle 93 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2010-05-16 13:54:01 EDT
[None] I Do Not Seek. I Find.   (Rating: 1.6 on 29 reviews, last by matnotharry 205 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2010-01-25 11:08:52 EST
[None] “What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”   (Rating: 1.72 on 36 reviews, last by scourge 246 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-12-23 14:27:43 EST
[None] A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.   (Rating: 1.43 on 48 reviews, last by shadow 297 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-10-29 20:16:45 EDT
[None] I'm A Secret Superhero   (Rating: 0.63 on 32 reviews, last by Merlina 308 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-10-19 14:54:28 EDT
[None] I'm A Secret Superhero   (Rating: -0.4 on 8 reviews, last by icarus1987 319 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-10-19 14:48:27 EDT
[None] A View of a The High And Blighty   (Rating: 1.82 on 37 reviews, last by Merlina 308 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-10-14 12:13:24 EDT
[None] Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do....   (Rating: 1.74 on 53 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 366 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-07-26 13:50:55 EDT
[None] If you're going to be thinking, you may as well think big.   (Rating: 1.14 on 88 reviews, last by Merlina 399 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-07-18 17:43:48 EDT
[None] Very Likey A Pointless Uberpost   (Rating: 1.25 on 22 reviews, last by Merlina 422 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-07-03 19:16:54 EDT
[None] People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.   (Rating: 1.4 on 23 reviews, last by Merlina 426 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-07-01 16:01:58 EDT
[None] If You Want A Good Day, Buy A Car, If You Want A Good Week, Get Married. If You Want A Good Life....Be A Gardener.   (Rating: 1.71 on 54 reviews, last by Merlina 324 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-06-26 17:01:57 EDT
[None] Some Days I Look Gorgeous....Today At Work Was NOT One Of Them...   (Rating: 1.51 on 57 reviews, last by Merlina 433 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-06-24 16:32:27 EDT
[Romance] ALERT – Boring, bloggish, dull, irritating, -2 worthy, self loving post but I don’t CARE, because...   (Rating: 1.09 on 38 reviews, last by Merlina 440 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-06-10 13:41:46 EDT
[Romance] On a bad day, I have mood swings - but on a good day, I have the whole mood playground   (Rating: 1.52 on 73 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 458 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-05-26 16:21:15 EDT
[None] If nature were not beautiful, it would not be worth knowing, and if nature were not worth knowing, life would not be worth living   (Rating: 1.64 on 42 reviews, last by Merlina 469 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-05-21 05:35:33 EDT
[Romance] Relationships. Oh My FECKING Good God. The Good, The Shite And The Ugly   (Rating: 1.72 on 59 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 470 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-05-15 17:06:01 EDT
[None] If You Saw A Heat Wave, Would You Wave Back?   (Rating: 1.77 on 40 reviews, last by Merlina 480 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-05-06 09:46:50 EDT
[None] And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.   (Rating: 1.73 on 34 reviews, last by Crystle 490 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-04-24 19:04:48 EDT
[None] Places Merlina Never, Ever Wants To Be   (Rating: 1.45 on 36 reviews, last by RoadSong 495 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-04-02 16:38:55 EDT
[None] Please explain why your silence makes more noise than thunder.....   (Rating: 1.68 on 50 reviews, last by lungfish 519 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-03-30 16:21:06 EDT
[None] Work is either fun or drudgery. It depends on your attitude. Me? I like fun.   (Rating: 0.95 on 27 reviews, last by Merlina 525 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-03-22 18:31:34 EDT
[None] Facebook? I'd Rather Read A Good Book...   (Rating: 1.25 on 67 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 532 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-03-10 14:22:23 EDT
[None] If You Were A Non smoker – Would A Smoker turn you Off?   (Rating: 1.13 on 84 reviews, last by JonnyX 532 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-02-28 21:10:53 EST
[None] Post A Pic From Your Childhood - Merlina aged 11   (Rating: 1.65 on 36 reviews, last by RoadSong 529 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-02-20 14:24:30 EST
[None] Pretentious much?   (Rating: 1.23 on 82 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 567 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-02-10 18:34:46 EST
[None] Happiness comes when your work and words are of benefit to yourself and others. (Budda)   (Rating: 0.91 on 66 reviews, last by RoadSong 528 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-02-08 18:31:09 EST
[None] I'm disappointed, but I'm not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt somebody   (Rating: 1.59 on 58 reviews, last by RoadSong 493 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-02-06 17:38:01 EST
[None] Has Uber Changed The World? Who Knows Who?   (Rating: 1.31 on 340 reviews, last by orphelia 331 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-01-27 13:22:22 EST
[None] I'm obviously drunk or bored....   (Rating: 1.5 on 28 reviews, last by indoninja 587 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-01-21 16:44:07 EST
[None] If in doubt, breathe out   (Rating: 1.58 on 54 reviews, last by Unabonger 623 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2008-12-17 04:33:56 EST
[None] Shall I kill my wife today? Or shall I take her to the theatre?   (Rating: 1.6 on 51 reviews, last by Merlina 639 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2008-10-24 03:37:05 EDT
[None] Here's is why I'm hardly ever on Uber anymore - Camwhore   (Rating: 1.5 on 69 reviews, last by NetProphet 475 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2008-06-20 07:43:48 EDT
[None] Twenty Eight Days   (Rating: 1.41 on 43 reviews, last by BranDo 2 years ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2008-05-15 09:16:25 EDT
[None] Uber, you served your purpose and I’ll miss you. But I guess I’m just not bored anymore   (Rating: 0.95 on 222 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 2 years ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2007-11-07 14:50:41 EST
[None] There is nothing odder than seeing yourself on TV - as an eight year old.   (Rating: 1.54 on 50 reviews, last by Method 2 years ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2007-10-30 12:05:06 EDT
[None] I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.   (Rating: 1.68 on 69 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2007-10-25 03:45:42 EDT
[None] Tears Of A Clown   (Rating: 1.34 on 30 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 2 years ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2007-10-18 02:39:32 EDT
[Movies & TV] Best Movie Dialogue Ever.   (Rating: 0.9 on 26 reviews, last by mockidol 2 years ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2007-10-09 03:36:16 EDT

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User id:10245
Registered on or around: 2004-07-13 10:54:00 EDT
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I know you're mad at me right now, and I'm kinda mad too ... I mean, we
could sit here and try to figure out who forgot to pick up who till the
cows come home. But let's just say we're both wrong and that'll be that.

-- Homer Simpson
Brother from the Same Planet