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[Dirty Humor] What did the black kid with the little knee say?   (Rating: 0.92 on 14 reviews, last by Masquerade 59 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2010-07-02 13:31:22 EDT
[Dumb Jobs] Where do you go now that you don't go to Ubersite anymore?   (Rating: 0.66 on 64 reviews, last by ridiculous 37 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2010-04-30 13:15:25 EDT
[News] "Free beer day" in Compton has been a resounding failure   (Rating: 0 on 52 reviews, last by coolstorybro 134 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2010-01-16 21:11:48 EST
[Science & Environmental] A Seal is just a Big Oceanic Puppy-Dog!   (Rating: 0.94 on 52 reviews, last by coolstorybro 134 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-08-18 06:04:38 EDT
[Romance] For Forensic (SFW)   (Rating: 0.23 on 26 reviews, last by orphelia 229 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-08-12 05:06:20 EDT
[Romance] o_O   (Rating: 0.89 on 41 reviews, last by orphelia 229 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-07-13 23:56:23 EDT
[Computers & Internet] How to be "Internet Funny"   (Rating: 0.74 on 69 reviews, last by orphelia 229 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-06-03 00:38:48 EDT
[News] Acid   (Rating: 1.89 on 65 reviews, last by orphelia 229 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-04-02 00:14:51 EDT
[Dumb Jobs] Masturbating on Skype with Mum.   (Rating: 1.59 on 125 reviews, last by themoneyshot 136 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-02-21 02:01:09 EST
[None] Soundtrack LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL   (Rating: 0.22 on 21 reviews, last by orphelia 229 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-02-07 06:00:20 EST
[None] Uber users   (Rating: 0.44 on 69 reviews, last by orphelia 229 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-01-16 10:19:56 EST
[Computers & Internet] Obamicon Me!   (Rating: 1.15 on 19 reviews, last by orphelia 229 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-01-09 00:59:34 EST
[Graphics] I, too, was somewhat skeptical about frankthebear "getting some"...   (Rating: -0.38 on 51 reviews, last by orphelia 229 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-12-10 08:14:50 EST
[Politics] This is not the hottest woman on Ubersite   (Rating: -0.26 on 42 reviews, last by orphelia 229 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-12-08 08:26:40 EST
[News] It seems that Sage has not been 100% honest with us... (NSFW)   (Rating: 0.84 on 25 reviews, last by orphelia 229 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-12-06 00:02:04 EST
[Science & Environmental] I'm not the King of the Castle (long)   (Rating: 1.74 on 34 reviews, last by orphelia 229 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-10-13 01:52:16 EDT
[Business & Financial] I think we can narrow our search for Eric Rice...   (Rating: 1.16 on 30 reviews, last by orphelia 229 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-09-04 01:24:00 EDT
[Business & Financial] Life is Tough   (Rating: 0.71 on 33 reviews, last by orphelia 229 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-08-30 19:47:52 EDT
[Sports] LOL @ England   (Rating: 0.5 on 21 reviews, last by orphelia 229 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-08-24 22:16:58 EDT
[Dumb Jobs] Uberdirectory 2008   (Rating: 1.49 on 81 reviews, last by orphelia 229 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-08-23 01:34:29 EDT
[Movies & TV] Uberdirectory 2008: Scourge is Fucking Useless   (Rating: 1.51 on 94 reviews, last by orphelia 229 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-08-14 06:23:24 EDT
[Romance] Someone up there doesn't like me killing stuff...   (Rating: 1.46 on 48 reviews, last by orphelia 229 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-08-03 09:33:04 EDT
[Business & Financial] Well, that wasn't supposed to happen.   (Rating: 1.3 on 72 reviews, last by orphelia 229 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-07-20 23:22:26 EDT
[None] The Customer is Always Drunk   (Rating: 1.87 on 59 reviews, last by Replen 2 years ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-07-15 00:38:30 EDT
[Graphics] Zhongguo.   (Rating: 1.43 on 27 reviews, last by billrhine 664 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-07-05 09:55:02 EDT
[None] I spent the last 6 months...   (Rating: 0.44 on 43 reviews, last by sexualchocolate1984 2 years ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-07-02 11:31:23 EDT
[Computers & Internet] When to stop fucking and start laughing.   (Rating: 1.47 on 67 reviews, last by kaos-king 2 years ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-06-24 23:00:53 EDT
[Computers & Internet] The Short Biography of Dilford Tetley   (Rating: 1.25 on 35 reviews, last by billrhine 664 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-06-17 18:37:30 EDT
[Romance] I'll stop raping you when you stop screaming   (Rating: 1.37 on 57 reviews, last by ILL34GL3 2 years ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-06-10 08:55:13 EDT
[Graphics] The Very, Very Difficult Movie and TV Quiz   (Rating: 1.28 on 35 reviews, last by billrhine 664 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-06-05 01:22:06 EDT
[Graphics] PYS: Sympathy for the Unborn (Super Safe for Work!)   (Rating: 0.39 on 25 reviews, last by Banjo 2 years ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-05-22 22:04:40 EDT
[Graphics] PYS: Sympathy for the Unborn (Super Safe for Work!)   (Rating: 0 on 1 review, last by Phallic_Cymbals 2 years ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-05-22 21:57:19 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Dig   (Rating: 1.77 on 34 reviews, last by ILL34GL3 2 years ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-05-20 22:56:29 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Warm Springs   (Rating: 1.65 on 33 reviews, last by Fey 2 years ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-05-16 06:13:57 EDT
[Graphics] What 3 Years on Ubersite has done to Me (Uberdirectory Camwhore)   (Rating: 1.32 on 56 reviews, last by rob_berg 538 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-05-08 07:13:50 EDT
[Dumb Jobs] Fur. The Uberotica post too explicit for the internet.   (Rating: 0.84 on 60 reviews, last by Fat-Sacks 2 years ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-04-23 07:30:28 EDT
[Graphics] The last 24 hours... In a Graph!   (Rating: 1.95 on 70 reviews, last by HighVoltage900 630 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-04-06 19:51:15 EDT
[Humor] Living with Stoners makes April Fools' Almost Too Easy   (Rating: 1.68 on 51 reviews, last by purpiiiie 2 years ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-04-02 02:06:31 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] *Click*   (Rating: 1.94 on 69 reviews, last by rob_berg 2 years ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-03-26 03:27:23 EDT
[None] ATTN: Womyn.   (Rating: 0.74 on 107 reviews, last by Unabonger 2 years ago)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-01-08 21:21:13 EST

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Registered on or around: 2004-08-12 14:19:04 EDT
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