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[News] This just in: Stin tag-teamed by a pair of robots.   (Rating: -0.85 on 51 reviews, last by Snuffleupagus 2 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-11-21 19:43:40 EST
[General] Life... like the flow of urine from a monkey's dick.   (Rating: -0.87 on 22 reviews, last by Mitchell 3 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-11-18 18:47:27 EST
[General] Recipe for Cooter Pie   (Rating: 1.17 on 7 reviews, last by shitfuck 4 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-11-16 20:55:44 EST
[News] How old is Sepsis? An Ubercontest.   (Rating: -0.91 on 13 reviews, last by Mitchell 3 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-11-16 19:59:33 EST
[General] Give homeless people your spare change.. or burn in hell forever, loser.   (Rating: 1.92 on 13 reviews, last by Mitchell 3 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-11-14 18:20:21 EST
[Election 2004] Eastside, motherfuckers!!!   (Rating: -0.08 on 12 reviews, last by paint_it_black 2 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-11-13 02:17:49 EST
[Romance] Oh my, what fun little boys are!   (Rating: 0.71 on 20 reviews, last by Mitchell 3 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-11-11 22:57:38 EST
[General] Okay guys.. I've made my decision. I'm starting a pterodactyl farm.   (Rating: 1.09 on 27 reviews, last by xenon 4 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-11-09 22:23:23 EST
[Romance] convalescence   (Rating: 0 on 11 reviews, last by Mitchell 4 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-11-08 22:34:58 EST
[General] yawn   (Rating: 1.94 on 19 reviews, last by forthewin 2 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-11-07 03:39:33 EST
[Libertarians] Wenis the Chenis Penis   (Rating: -0.19 on 23 reviews, last by Commie_bastard 4 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-11-03 20:44:17 EST
[Romance] Women are mere subordinates.   (Rating: 0.02 on 27 reviews, last by Mitchell 4 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-11-01 19:01:08 EST
[Politics] A plane crashing into a tall building was out of anyone's imagination. This was a great job.   (Rating: -0.31 on 33 reviews, last by Mitchell 4 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-31 14:19:55 EST
[Politics] Seriously guys.. how awesome was 9/11?   (Rating: -0.55 on 69 reviews, last by Slighty_Obnoxious 2 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-26 19:23:37 EDT
[Romance] A story for Rachael... I love her and always will!   (Rating: -1.16 on 27 reviews, last by nitty34 4 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-21 22:42:40 EDT
[Romance] A story for Lojope!   (Rating: -0.71 on 69 reviews, last by 10c7c 4 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-19 20:13:03 EDT
[Politics] Hey assholes, vote for Sepsis.   (Rating: 0.75 on 10 reviews, last by Tigre 4 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-16 01:09:33 EDT
[General] Stupid man, you shall pay for your ignorance.   (Rating: 0.22 on 13 reviews, last by Slighty_Obnoxious 3 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-14 21:24:46 EDT
[General] I'm a brain-eating motherfucker.   (Rating: 0.5 on 15 reviews, last by BlinkSparky 4 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-13 19:39:05 EDT
[Romance] Stupid girl, did you think you could run from me?   (Rating: -0.12 on 24 reviews, last by WhatTheHell 4 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-11 20:34:54 EDT
[General] My cop-killing bonanza   (Rating: 1.27 on 17 reviews, last by mikethescottish 4 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-10 12:35:37 EDT
[Sports] ADHD -- Fun Facts!   (Rating: -0.88 on 17 reviews, last by Tigre 4 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-09 19:47:40 EDT
[Romance] Stupid girl, how bout I rip you and cut you?   (Rating: -0.18 on 40 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-08 14:24:37 EDT
[Sports] Suicide -- Fun Facts!   (Rating: -0.74 on 29 reviews, last by Thereisnogod 4 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-07 20:22:22 EDT
[General] Silly little boy.. I'll teach you the way of pain.   (Rating: -1 on 13 reviews, last by queensowntalia 4 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-06 19:37:15 EDT
[Romance] Sampson will find your parents and kill them   (Rating: -0.18 on 14 reviews, last by WhatTheHell 4 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-05 19:54:48 EDT
[Romance] Murdering puppies, for kicks!   (Rating: -0.16 on 39 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 4 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-04 21:00:58 EDT
[General] Little boy, I'll cut you! You can't run!   (Rating: 1.15 on 14 reviews, last by xenon 4 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-03 14:17:20 EDT
[None] Jemison meets Ubersite!   (Rating: -0.53 on 19 reviews, last by forthewin 2 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-03 01:38:41 EDT
[Politics] How about another debate post?   (Rating: -0.39 on 27 reviews, last by xenon 4 years ago)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-01 19:55:05 EDT



Everything you ever wanted to know about Sepsis

User id:12657
Registered on or around: 2004-10-01 19:24:24 EDT
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Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.

Homer: That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting last night
at the bar. Apparently he doesn't really love Selma and the
marriage is just a sham to help his career.

A Fish Called Selma