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[Iraq] BULLETIN: Mrs. Shlongy Dead; Shlongy Moves on With Life   (Rating: 1.11 on 325 reviews, last by Shlongy 5 days ago)
Submitted by A-ListerShlongy (View user info) at 2008-06-02 20:37:39 EDT
[Romance] Who Wants To Have a Threesome With Shlongy   (Rating: 0.41 on 239 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 31 days ago)
Submitted by A-ListerShlongy (View user info) at 2008-02-01 20:57:58 EST
[Sports] Shlongy Takes the Field - Tries to Save Raiders Season w/camwhore   (Rating: 1.36 on 128 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 31 days ago)
Submitted by ShlongyClaus (View user info) at 2007-12-24 08:54:41 EST
[Romance] Merry Christmas Uber: The Uniter and Shlongy   (Rating: 0.74 on 111 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by ShlongyClaus (View user info) at 2007-12-21 13:56:20 EST
[Poetry] Shlongy' s Thanksgiving Recipe with Bonus Kitchen Camwhore!   (Rating: -0.1 on 48 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by ShlongyClaus (View user info) at 2007-11-21 15:11:47 EST
[Graphics] Shlongy Bakes a Cake w/evidence to prove so   (Rating: 0.71 on 348 reviews, last by Shlongy 17 days ago)
Submitted by ShlongyDubbaDoo (View user info) at 2007-11-07 07:56:38 EST
[Iraq] UGR- Last Man Forfeiting - Plus, Bonus camwhore where Shlongy scores with another random broad!   (Rating: 1.14 on 214 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by ShlongyHatesContests (View user info) at 2007-09-25 23:37:15 EDT
[Romance] UGR: Shlongy Yells CANASTA! w/camwhore   (Rating: 1.15 on 265 reviews, last by Shlongy 23 days ago)
Submitted by ShlongyHatesContests (View user info) at 2007-09-18 21:29:21 EDT
[Romance] UGR- Show Me Your Hole (or I will)   (Rating: 1.39 on 134 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by ShlongyHatesContests (View user info) at 2007-09-11 20:13:43 EDT
[Republicans] UGR- The Fear of Scotch (Subtitle: Party at Shlongy's-You're Probably NOT Invited)   (Rating: 1.44 on 185 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by ShlongyHatesContests (View user info) at 2007-09-04 20:54:10 EDT
[Sports] UGR: Shag On My Carpet and Semen Stains   (Rating: 1.53 on 119 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by scourge(is gay) (View user info) at 2007-08-22 20:02:29 EDT
[Business & Financial] Shlongy's 2007 Uber Directory Review (With Camwhore)   (Rating: 0.68 on 304 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by ShineShlongysKnob (View user info) at 2007-07-11 13:11:40 EDT
[Romance] Alright...Enough already. Shlongy's in for the Directory   (Rating: 1.12 on 105 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by Who'sYourShlongy? (View user info) at 2007-05-27 09:08:54 EDT
[None] SUPA- ROUND 4 - The Return of Shlongy (NSFW)   (Rating: 0.29 on 65 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by TheTasteofShlongys (View user info) at 2007-05-01 18:37:38 EDT
[Poetry] Shlongy Quits Ubersite   (Rating: 0.05 on 81 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by TheTasteofShlongys (View user info) at 2007-04-19 14:57:18 EDT
[Poetry] Shlongy Quits Ubersite   (Rating: 0.1 on 18 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by TheTasteofShlongys (View user info) at 2007-04-19 14:50:34 EDT
[Sports] SUPA-Round 2 - Shlongy's Mea Culpa   (Rating: 1.13 on 171 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by TheTasteofShlongys (View user info) at 2007-04-17 20:33:48 EDT
[Graphics] SUPA: Namedropping in the Wind   (Rating: 1.32 on 217 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by Shlongy screwed your mom (View user info) at 2007-04-09 20:42:15 EDT
[Sports] Fractal Contest Winner - Shlongy   (Rating: -0.22 on 83 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by Shlongy screwed your mom (View user info) at 2007-04-04 11:38:35 EDT
[Graphics] St. Shlongy's Day, 2007 - A Brief History Lesson   (Rating: 0.52 on 274 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by This ain't Shlongy (View user info) at 2007-03-21 19:35:52 EDT
[Romance] Ubertines '07 - "Daisies in the Field"   (Rating: 0.15 on 162 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by This ain't Shlongy (View user info) at 2007-01-29 12:16:55 EST
[Politics] Pink Cloud   (Rating: 0.55 on 121 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by This ain't Shlongy (View user info) at 2007-01-10 18:16:28 EST
[Poetry] Can someone suggest a nice shampoo to use? NSFW   (Rating: 0.22 on 65 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by This ain't Shlongy (View user info) at 2006-12-19 19:30:11 EST
[Iraq] Shlongy's Menage a Trois - With camwhore (SFW)   (Rating: 1.06 on 240 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by Shlongy's alter (View user info) at 2006-11-27 21:44:11 EST
[Computers & Internet] Shlongy says...   (Rating: 0.76 on 216 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by Shlongysinyourbed (View user info) at 2006-09-07 20:26:10 EDT
[Iraq] Still Shlongy After All These Years (Plus random picture)   (Rating: 1.14 on 330 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by Shlongy O'Reilly (View user info) at 2006-08-16 15:52:46 EDT
[None] WARNING: Another Major Terror Attack is Imminent   (Rating: 0.52 on 92 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by Shlongy O'Reilly (View user info) at 2006-08-14 16:29:10 EDT
[Politics] 15 Minute Challenge: Art's Testicles and You   (Rating: 0.77 on 142 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by ShlongyThe PoetLaureate (View user info) at 2006-04-19 17:35:45 EDT
[Romance] FUPA Round 2 - The Lounge Chair   (Rating: 0.51 on 67 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by ShlongyThe PoetLaureate (View user info) at 2006-03-27 12:56:06 EST
[Sports] FUPA Round 1: Shlongy takes on Nitty   (Rating: 0.45 on 129 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by ShlongyThe PoetLaureate (View user info) at 2006-03-20 15:21:54 EST
[Romance] It's BillsSBChamps - The Interview, live from Parris Island, SC   (Rating: 1.34 on 246 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by ShlongyPostsShit (View user info) at 2005-12-20 20:57:14 EST
[Science & Environmental] Part 1 Girls I've Dated   (Rating: -0.05 on 65 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by AlterShlongy (View user info) at 2005-11-29 20:36:45 EST
[Science & Environmental] My Sexual History - The Shlongy Years   (Rating: 0.72 on 49 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 30 days ago)
Submitted by AlterShlongy (View user info) at 2005-11-20 13:03:25 EST
[Business & Financial] Brand New Shlongy! (Vol. II; SFW)   (Rating: 0.15 on 125 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago)
Submitted by Brand New Shlongy! (View user info) at 2005-08-25 17:52:21 EDT
[Poetry] Brand New Shlongy! (With Brand New Camwhore!)   (Rating: 0.55 on 142 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago)
Submitted by Brand New Shlongy! (View user info) at 2005-08-24 12:12:38 EDT
[Romance] Shlongy's Uberversary - 1 Year Today; Can You Believe It?   (Rating: 1.33 on 194 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago)
Submitted by Shlongy=hasbeenidiot (View user info) at 2005-08-02 12:48:56 EDT
[Business & Financial] Shlongy's Favorite Spank Sites (NSFW) - With Picture!   (Rating: 0.59 on 150 reviews, last by FALLEN 200 days ago)
Submitted by Shlongy=hasbeenidiot (View user info) at 2005-07-20 18:53:01 EDT
[Science & Environmental] Shlongy Hears a Who   (Rating: -0.22 on 39 reviews, last by kristy 169 days ago)
Submitted by El Shlongy (View user info) at 2005-07-18 20:17:47 EDT
[Romance] Swamp Donkey Gets The Girl (Kinda NSFW)   (Rating: -0.9 on 46 reviews, last by yourwitness 3 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Monkey (View user info) at 2005-07-12 07:00:15 EDT
[Romance] Shlongy's Top 10 Random Things He Likes (SFW to improve the hit quotient)   (Rating: 1.19 on 100 reviews, last by hour_man 413 days ago)
Submitted by Mr.Shlongy to you (View user info) at 2005-07-11 20:58:26 EDT

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