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[News] Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows   (Rating: 0.4 on 42 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 10 days ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2007-06-29 14:36:47 EDT
[None] Awesome Holiday Acts of Kindness (Post em if you got em)   (Rating: 1.58 on 21 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 648 days ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2006-11-30 22:49:13 EST
[None] Asskickingly Awesome Random Acts of Kindness (for the holidays, share if you have any of your own)   (Rating: 0.66 on 3 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 672 days ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2006-11-30 22:32:21 EST
[None] Helping Hand for the Holidays (Or asskickingly awesome random acts of kindness)   (Rating: -2 on 1 review, last by ChristPuncher 672 days ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2006-11-30 22:30:50 EST
[None] 31st and Guadalupe (Hummers and Homeless people figure in somewhere too)   (Rating: 1.62 on 21 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 662 days ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2006-11-02 10:44:42 EST
[None] Why Men Are Far Superior To Women: A Morality Tale in 2 Parts (finally completed)   (Rating: 1.73 on 56 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 2 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2006-03-02 10:05:13 EST
[None] The Tao of Saved by the Bell   (Rating: 1.2 on 30 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 672 days ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2006-01-20 15:36:42 EST
[None] Prove to us we shouldn't invade you or The Flawed Logic of Dick Cheney   (Rating: 1.37 on 61 reviews, last by BranDo 2 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2005-11-22 15:07:31 EST
[None] Uber Got me Fired (too)   (Rating: 1.51 on 77 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2005-11-08 16:11:02 EST
[None] Amateurs N   (Rating: 1.36 on 16 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 672 days ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2005-10-22 01:00:36 EDT
[None] Yet Another Reason the Religious Will Sink the Right   (Rating: 1.06 on 52 reviews, last by whataefag 3 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2005-08-23 02:45:11 EDT
[None] No!   (Rating: 0.12 on 46 reviews, last by Axtumanu 3 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2005-08-21 04:22:20 EDT
[Graphics] Jesus is One Crazy Homeboy Part 1   (Rating: 1.6 on 45 reviews, last by SgtHartman 503 days ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2005-08-11 21:45:12 EDT
[None] dammit disregard   (Rating: 0.66 on 3 reviews, last by Dreg 2 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2005-08-11 21:40:01 EDT
[Graphics] Jesus Is One Crazy Homeboy   (Rating: -0.67 on 3 reviews, last by Captain_Lurk 3 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2005-08-11 21:39:27 EDT
[None] Well. Fuck. Am I bi?   (Rating: 1.45 on 146 reviews, last by forthewin 660 days ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2005-08-08 06:17:09 EDT
[News] Natalee Holloway Has Been Missing 2 Months - And I Could Give a Fuck   (Rating: 1.72 on 46 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 672 days ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2005-08-03 23:10:01 EDT
[None] Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince   (Rating: 0.12 on 68 reviews, last by thorpe 3 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2005-07-12 21:05:49 EDT
[None] take care buddy   (Rating: 1.92 on 63 reviews, last by jgreening 2 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2005-05-19 04:06:50 EDT
[News] What would Laci Peterson be doing if she were alive today?   (Rating: 1.27 on 56 reviews, last by Maddog 3 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2005-04-17 17:41:53 EDT
[None] A Response "A Response" or "The Pwning of PissedOffRightWinger"   (Rating: 1.85 on 119 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 726 days ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2005-03-08 02:16:48 EST
[None] A Response "A Response to "Hey Liberals, I Propose a Compromise"" or "Learn to read a fucking book instead of burning PissedOff...   (Rating: 0.67 on 4 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 3 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2005-03-08 02:15:31 EST
[Romance] Love Only Hurts if You Don't Take Your Pills - A (hetero) Love Story   (Rating: 1.73 on 39 reviews, last by spedmonkey 3 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2005-02-28 05:54:42 EST
[None] Fuck this shit, I'll post under my own name   (Rating: 1.38 on 23 reviews, last by Bickerstaff 3 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2005-02-10 14:13:09 EST
[None] Fate: A Report - Clotho and Lachesis Have Nice Titties But Atropos is a Stone Cold Bitch   (Rating: 1.54 on 19 reviews, last by Chinaski 3 years ago)
Submitted by nom de plume (View user info) at 2005-02-10 04:53:32 EST
[None] USPS Blind Date Questionairre   (Rating: 1.59 on 47 reviews, last by Zoidberg 3 years ago)
Submitted by Finding The'Mo (View user info) at 2005-01-04 00:15:38 EST
[None] Creationists are idiots   (Rating: 0.69 on 47 reviews, last by Stabkill 3 years ago)
Submitted by Finding The'Mo (View user info) at 2004-12-17 16:47:50 EST
[None] The Santa Claus Dildo Adventures   (Rating: 1.98 on 119 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 10 days ago)
Submitted by Finding The'Mo (View user info) at 2004-12-16 06:50:23 EST
[None] Spreading the Gospel: Why Zoidberg (Stuart) is a dumb faggot + Lots of Pussy   (Rating: 1.63 on 41 reviews, last by Method 710 days ago)
Submitted by Finding The'Mo (View user info) at 2004-12-13 00:15:38 EST
[None] whataefag & Zoidberg (sorta NSFW   (Rating: 0.93 on 21 reviews, last by ATTNGHEYMENZ 3 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2004-11-14 16:22:14 EST
[None] whataefag & Zoidberg   (Rating: -0.67 on 4 reviews, last by StonedSilly 3 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2004-11-14 16:21:42 EST
[None] Zoidberg   (Rating: 0.71 on 9 reviews, last by lojope 4 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2004-11-12 23:59:44 EST
[None] Tasteless Costume Ideas SPT   (Rating: 1.04 on 39 reviews, last by jack11058 3 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2004-10-28 02:42:57 EDT
[None] High Flight   (Rating: 1.43 on 20 reviews, last by Jabba_the_Shit 4 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2004-10-25 14:54:20 EDT
[Romance] A Sonnet   (Rating: 0.5 on 9 reviews, last by Jabba_the_Shit 4 years ago)
Submitted by Nom de Plume (View user info) at 2004-10-18 16:16:20 EDT
[None] A Sonnet   (Rating: -0.67 on 3 reviews, last by Jabba_the_Shit 4 years ago)
Submitted by Nom de Plume (View user info) at 2004-10-18 16:13:35 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] Shipping And Handling   (Rating: 2 on 2 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 3 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2004-09-19 22:13:02 EDT
[None] Testpost   (Rating: 1.08 on 18 reviews, last by Jabba_the_Shit 4 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2004-09-19 22:10:37 EDT
[None] Tubercon 2005   (Rating: 1.21 on 25 reviews, last by myredmirage95 3 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2004-08-09 08:18:52 EDT
[None] SPT: 40 acres & a mule   (Rating: 0.82 on 19 reviews, last by Jabba_the_Shit 4 years ago)
Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2004-07-29 07:48:14 EDT

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