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[None] Scariest story of all for DC uberers   (Rating: 0.18 on 16 reviews, last by nargles 53 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-10-07 14:50:33 EDT
[None] Happy Birthday Bart   (Rating: -0.5 on 9 reviews, last by hellish 59 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-10-02 17:46:33 EDT
[Poetry] Hate - in Iambic Pentameter   (Rating: 1.25 on 30 reviews, last by sandmantate 70 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-09-21 13:36:00 EDT
[None] RIP Don LaFontaine   (Rating: 0.2 on 14 reviews, last by PayMeLater 89 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-09-02 14:45:11 EDT
[None] I never got the communique bearing the proper way to say "Show Me Your Hole" - so Shlongy remains unmentioned in my routine. - ...   (Rating: 1.1 on 17 reviews, last by beer-turtle 102 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-08-18 22:28:57 EDT
[None] Phelps is Super Awesome   (Rating: 1.39 on 26 reviews, last by beer-turtle 105 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-08-16 07:34:23 EDT
[None] Fixing a Flat and Flirting with the Amish   (Rating: 1.25 on 43 reviews, last by Hookhand 118 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-08-01 14:44:30 EDT
[None] Post your Yearbook picture thing or Really late to the Bandwagon   (Rating: 1.77 on 25 reviews, last by orphelia 125 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-07-26 17:46:19 EDT
[Humor] It has been several weeks since I last tried to kill Shlongy - Video Camwhore link   (Rating: 0.66 on 22 reviews, last by beer-turtle 128 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-07-22 11:36:42 EDT
[Humor] Diary of a Dream - Video Camwhore link   (Rating: 1.32 on 22 reviews, last by beer-turtle 154 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-06-30 02:47:11 EDT
[None] I think I found out where Fat Tony moved to in the South   (Rating: 0.62 on 11 reviews, last by beer-turtle 160 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-06-24 13:39:33 EDT
[None] RIP George Carlin   (Rating: 1.1 on 24 reviews, last by PayMeLater 161 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-06-23 02:30:38 EDT
[None] Personal Use   (Rating: 0.58 on 27 reviews, last by apollo88 172 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-06-12 00:06:35 EDT
[None] So it was my birthday yesterday (video camwhore)   (Rating: 1.53 on 26 reviews, last by firefly 173 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-05-26 01:07:10 EDT
[None] There is no God   (Rating: 0.16 on 18 reviews, last by beer-turtle 193 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-05-17 19:05:30 EDT
[None] It's been three weeks since my last video camwhore plus Uberdirectory Manwhore camwhore   (Rating: 1.36 on 17 reviews, last by beer-turtle 201 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-05-12 01:45:42 EDT
[None] Creature of Habit   (Rating: -0.25 on 11 reviews, last by jimboruckus 207 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-05-07 13:02:41 EDT
[None] An Audience of Three - Video   (Rating: 0.6 on 32 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 223 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-04-21 13:12:56 EDT
[None] Some of you will be happy - Camwhore/PS opportunity   (Rating: 1.45 on 45 reviews, last by beer-turtle 228 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-04-14 15:23:31 EDT
[Humor] It's Monday morning and you know what that means: Another Video Camwhore   (Rating: 0.72 on 29 reviews, last by haikumikoo 237 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-04-07 01:47:02 EDT
[Dumb Jobs] NEW and IMPROVED and now with less epilepsy!!! Video CaMwHoRe   (Rating: 1 on 17 reviews, last by beer-turtle 242 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-03-31 01:34:02 EDT
[None] Video Camwhore   (Rating: 0.92 on 41 reviews, last by LittleMonster 251 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-03-21 23:18:46 EDT
[None] Coming soon to an intartube near you   (Rating: 0.58 on 15 reviews, last by apollo88 264 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-03-12 11:38:08 EDT
[None] RIP Gary Gygax   (Rating: 0.83 on 13 reviews, last by rob_berg 269 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-03-04 14:35:29 EST
[Humor] Second Step, further than the first, didn't embarass myself and a pro did worse   (Rating: 1.35 on 17 reviews, last by JustAnotherStudent 271 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-03-03 01:33:02 EST
[None] I took the first step last night   (Rating: 1.61 on 25 reviews, last by beer-turtle 277 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-02-25 11:55:51 EST
[Politics] Damnit Ralph   (Rating: -0.59 on 18 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 280 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-02-24 13:06:24 EST
[None] Need a little help   (Rating: -1 on 15 reviews, last by beer-turtle 300 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-02-04 10:35:59 EST
[None] Like Stone   (Rating: 0.86 on 35 reviews, last by TheUniter 307 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-01-28 14:24:00 EST
[None] Two Hundred and Twenty Fourth Post! Things I think of when I'm high. Hurray drugs!! (this is how you do it )   (Rating: 1.16 on 23 reviews, last by PukingDog 309 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-01-13 01:36:42 EST
[None] PETA can kiss my ass...my research is IMPORTANT!!!!   (Rating: 0.98 on 47 reviews, last by triangle_man 347 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2007-12-19 11:29:07 EST
[Quotes & Stories] Second Chance   (Rating: 1.9 on 22 reviews, last by corn_nugget 349 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2007-12-02 15:08:11 EST
[None] Whale Naming and how a Misleading URL leads to disappointment and sorrow (plus bonus camwhore with me and my niece)   (Rating: 0.95 on 18 reviews, last by beer-turtle 365 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2007-11-30 18:58:52 EST
[None] There is something about her...   (Rating: 0.41 on 13 reviews, last by TheUniter 372 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2007-11-22 12:03:15 EST
[Computers & Internet] What has been seen cannot be unseen   (Rating: 0.6 on 31 reviews, last by TheDoctor 377 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2007-11-19 00:14:49 EST
[None] Over the river and through the woods to Razor's and Firefly's house I go   (Rating: 0.42 on 17 reviews, last by firefly 398 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2007-10-28 02:52:26 EDT
[None] Over the river and through the woods to Razo   (Rating: -2 on 2 reviews, last by beer-turtle 401 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2007-10-28 02:07:56 EDT
[None] Terror Alert has been raised to...   (Rating: 0.51 on 40 reviews, last by beer-turtle 404 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2007-10-16 10:44:29 EDT
[None] Time's up - Gruberfest forfeit   (Rating: 0 on 14 reviews, last by beer-turtle 416 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2007-10-11 22:22:36 EDT
[None] Is it just me or do MaryKate and Ashley look Uncomfortable   (Rating: 0.19 on 28 reviews, last by apollo88 417 days ago)
Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2007-10-10 19:53:28 EDT

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