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I Like to Rock The Party (Rating: 0.31 on 131 reviews, last by Replen 55 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-07-24 12:05:23 EDT

They See Me Mowing, My Front Lawn I Know They're Thinking I'm All White And Nerdy (Rating: 0.31 on 66 reviews, last by SunnyG 137 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-07-09 10:27:33 EDT

Moving to the Country, I'm gonna Eat a lot of Peaches (Rating: 0.51 on 134 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 105 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-05-18 01:15:37 EDT

I have a feeling this won't work....And if it doesn't....blame America....(everyone else does) (Rating: -0.17 on 47 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 45 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-02-01 09:22:11 EST

And Yet The Menace Of The Years.... (Rating: -0.06 on 18 reviews, last by Toshi 211 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-01-31 04:31:05 EST

And Yet The Menace Of The Years..... (Rating: -2 on 2 reviews, last by Shlongy 305 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-01-31 04:23:44 EST

I Thought It Would Be A Good Idea to Eat A Tuna Sandwich. But It Wasn't (Rating: 1.06 on 44 reviews, last by Val 183 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-01-23 16:20:50 EST

I Thought It Would Be (Rating: 0.5 on 10 reviews, last by GangsterSquid 182 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-01-23 16:13:18 EST

UberLiar - The Time I Was Pushed Off A Bridge And / Or Flashed A Group Of Strangers (Rating: 0.94 on 34 reviews, last by SanDee 328 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-10-22 23:28:03 EDT

Why do guys do that humping motion behind a girl whenever she is bending over to pick something up..... (Rating: 1.32 on 61 reviews, last by The.Masked.Assailant 362 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-08-27 17:39:53 EDT

I'm Not That Person............ (Rating: -0.05 on 40 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 365 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-08-26 07:46:56 EDT

SHF'07 - I'm Lazy As Shit And I Can't Believe I Entered This Thing (Rating: 0.72 on 19 reviews, last by GangsterSquid 182 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-08-06 19:47:30 EDT

SHF'07 - I Can (Rating: 0.41 on 13 reviews, last by lungfish 369 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-08-06 18:26:37 EDT

I'm looking for a girl who will do what ever the fuck, I say every day she be givin it up (Rating: 0.9 on 86 reviews, last by sexualchocolate1984 106 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-07-03 21:54:16 EDT

Life's Little Moments (Rating: 1.42 on 38 reviews, last by lungfish 369 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-04-06 09:57:36 EDT

Cook Me Some Fucking Eggs Bitch!......(Adventures of an Aspiring Flatmate Part 4 (Rating: 0.93 on 43 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 363 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-04-01 03:49:20 EDT

There's a Chinese man playing the flute in the downtown square and I want to kill him (Rating: 0.98 on 47 reviews, last by lungfish 369 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-02-01 20:42:35 EST

Ubertines '07 - Honey I'm Home................it's late I'm sorry, blame global warming (Rating: 1.4 on 20 reviews, last by lungfish 369 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-01-29 16:11:05 EST

And Then Maynard James Keenan Said; "Holy Fucking Shit" (Rating: 0.72 on 30 reviews, last by lungfish 369 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-01-22 20:44:12 EST

I don't care if you eat my food, just as long as we get to spoon afterwards OK? (Adventures of an Aspiring Flatmate Pt. 3) (Rating: 1.31 on 24 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 363 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2006-11-29 09:22:59 EST

I'm a lazy alcoholic, who hates my job and laughs loudly when people fall over. Now who wants to live with me? (Adventures of a... (Rating: 1.58 on 36 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 363 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2006-10-19 20:11:38 EDT

I promise that I will not cook, clean or get drunk and try to sleep with you until at least the second week. (Adventures of an ... (Rating: 1.65 on 68 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 63 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2006-09-26 17:44:20 EDT

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