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[None] I Like to Rock The Party   (Rating: 0.31 on 131 reviews, last by Replen 55 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-07-24 12:05:23 EDT
[None] They See Me Mowing, My Front Lawn I Know They're Thinking I'm All White And Nerdy   (Rating: 0.31 on 66 reviews, last by SunnyG 137 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-07-09 10:27:33 EDT
[None] Moving to the Country, I'm gonna Eat a lot of Peaches   (Rating: 0.51 on 134 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 105 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-05-18 01:15:37 EDT
[None] I have a feeling this won't work....And if it doesn't....blame America....(everyone else does)   (Rating: -0.17 on 47 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 45 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-02-01 09:22:11 EST
[None] And Yet The Menace Of The Years....   (Rating: -0.06 on 18 reviews, last by Toshi 211 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-01-31 04:31:05 EST
[None] And Yet The Menace Of The Years.....   (Rating: -2 on 2 reviews, last by Shlongy 305 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-01-31 04:23:44 EST
[None] I Thought It Would Be A Good Idea to Eat A Tuna Sandwich. But It Wasn't   (Rating: 1.06 on 44 reviews, last by Val 183 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-01-23 16:20:50 EST
[None] I Thought It Would Be   (Rating: 0.5 on 10 reviews, last by GangsterSquid 182 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-01-23 16:13:18 EST
[None] UberLiar - The Time I Was Pushed Off A Bridge And / Or Flashed A Group Of Strangers   (Rating: 0.94 on 34 reviews, last by SanDee 328 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-10-22 23:28:03 EDT
[None] Why do guys do that humping motion behind a girl whenever she is bending over to pick something up.....   (Rating: 1.32 on 61 reviews, last by The.Masked.Assailant 362 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-08-27 17:39:53 EDT
[None] I'm Not That Person............   (Rating: -0.05 on 40 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 365 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-08-26 07:46:56 EDT
[None] SHF'07 - I'm Lazy As Shit And I Can't Believe I Entered This Thing   (Rating: 0.72 on 19 reviews, last by GangsterSquid 182 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-08-06 19:47:30 EDT
[None] SHF'07 - I Can   (Rating: 0.41 on 13 reviews, last by lungfish 369 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-08-06 18:26:37 EDT
[None] I'm looking for a girl who will do what ever the fuck, I say every day she be givin it up   (Rating: 0.9 on 86 reviews, last by sexualchocolate1984 106 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-07-03 21:54:16 EDT
[None] Life's Little Moments   (Rating: 1.42 on 38 reviews, last by lungfish 369 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-04-06 09:57:36 EDT
[None] Cook Me Some Fucking Eggs Bitch!......(Adventures of an Aspiring Flatmate Part 4   (Rating: 0.93 on 43 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 363 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-04-01 03:49:20 EDT
[None] There's a Chinese man playing the flute in the downtown square and I want to kill him   (Rating: 0.98 on 47 reviews, last by lungfish 369 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-02-01 20:42:35 EST
[None] Ubertines '07 - Honey I'm Home................it's late I'm sorry, blame global warming   (Rating: 1.4 on 20 reviews, last by lungfish 369 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-01-29 16:11:05 EST
[None] And Then Maynard James Keenan Said; "Holy Fucking Shit"   (Rating: 0.72 on 30 reviews, last by lungfish 369 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-01-22 20:44:12 EST
[None] I don't care if you eat my food, just as long as we get to spoon afterwards OK? (Adventures of an Aspiring Flatmate Pt. 3)   (Rating: 1.31 on 24 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 363 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2006-11-29 09:22:59 EST
[None] I'm a lazy alcoholic, who hates my job and laughs loudly when people fall over. Now who wants to live with me? (Adventures of a...   (Rating: 1.58 on 36 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 363 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2006-10-19 20:11:38 EDT
[None] I promise that I will not cook, clean or get drunk and try to sleep with you until at least the second week. (Adventures of an ...   (Rating: 1.65 on 68 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 63 days ago)
Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2006-09-26 17:44:20 EDT



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