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Blue Balls Episode IV: The Penis Dialogues (Rating: 1.97 on 44 reviews, last by ridiculous 3 days ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2006-05-01 00:45:48 EDT

Musings on Fast Food (Rating: 1.77 on 58 reviews, last by tatersninja 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2006-04-05 09:28:32 EDT

ECRIME 101: Introduction to Internet Stalking, or How to Scare the Bajesus out of Teenage Girls. (Rating: 1.94 on 38 reviews, last by evesapple 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2005-08-30 01:24:10 EDT

Creep, I implore you.....Will I ever have closure? (Rating: 1.84 on 23 reviews, last by firefly 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2005-06-05 23:29:40 EDT

And the DAY IS MINE! (Rating: 1.25 on 21 reviews, last by Draqus 5 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2005-06-01 19:56:27 EDT

I leave my life in the hands of Ubersite. Please don’t kill me. An Uber poll.....sort of. (Rating: 1.71 on 80 reviews, last by Kale 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2005-06-01 02:39:52 EDT

Much A-rant about nothing. This was SUPPOSED to be light-hearted and funny, damnit! (Rating: 1.97 on 55 reviews, last by rob_berg 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2005-03-25 00:47:27 EST

What do YOU do when you're bored at work and the Office Supplies Olympics (Rating: 1.59 on 41 reviews, last by zxcvvcxz 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2005-02-21 22:42:18 EST

Damn those campaign signs! Just a short quip (Rating: 1.67 on 18 reviews, last by Seralena 5 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-11-02 14:12:03 EST

You ain't lived till you've been to a West VARginian flea market (Rating: 1.95 on 24 reviews, last by goose 5 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-11-01 01:57:20 EST

Money on the Floor and my first Uberversary (Rating: 1.85 on 37 reviews, last by BoogieFevuh 5 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-10-27 02:41:30 EDT

Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Two Men in a Tub, or Public Shower Etiquette (Rating: 1.85 on 36 reviews, last by Chillax 5 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-10-15 01:28:54 EDT

I like to shoot customers with my "laser". (Rating: 1.73 on 50 reviews, last by Ballare 5 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-10-06 01:21:02 EDT

Jonukah VS the Army of Hornets (Rating: 1.67 on 32 reviews, last by G-prime 5 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-08-16 01:41:55 EDT

From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward (Rating: 1.8 on 16 reviews, last by NetProphet 6 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-08-09 00:55:02 EDT

Trapped in my house, surrounded by evil, low on ammo (Rating: 1.95 on 46 reviews, last by thaumaturge 5 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-08-03 20:42:39 EDT

Ponderings on sex, love, and open relationships (a somber change of pace) (Rating: 0.78 on 40 reviews, last by sideshow 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-05-10 00:00:54 EDT

I am not badass. (Rating: 1.66 on 37 reviews, last by sicosemen 220 days ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-05-08 23:59:03 EDT

Bible Studies with Jonukah! Sermon #1: Smoke pot, eat cicadas, and fuck your uncle’s wife. (Rating: 1.18 on 41 reviews, last by someone 5 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2004-04-26 23:49:23 EDT

Trains, Wasps, and Segways: Why I no longer fear weapons of mass destruction (Rating: 1.96 on 31 reviews, last by mr.awesome 6 years ago)
Submitted by Brat Prince of Uber (View user info) at 2004-04-19 03:07:29 EDT

Police, Prostitution, and Interrupted Blowjobs: A Standard Friday Night (Rating: 1.68 on 57 reviews, last by TheMidnight12AM 5 years ago)
Submitted by Brat Prince of Uber (View user info) at 2004-04-12 00:31:51 EDT

Ubersite's Not Alright (A twisted tune by Jonukah) (Rating: 1.16 on 31 reviews, last by Titinita 6 years ago)
Submitted by Brat Prince of Uber (View user info) at 2004-04-09 00:33:12 EDT

A public service announcement....without guitar: Standardized Headlight Warnings. (Rating: 0.85 on 18 reviews, last by hamilton 6 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-25 01:22:22 EST

Why Television and computers have ruined my sex drive (My very first NSFW!) (Rating: 1.33 on 34 reviews, last by shadow 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-22 21:55:42 EST

My Uhaul Adventure: One Way Ticket to Hell (Rating: 1.18 on 19 reviews, last by Bob_Dole 6 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-18 13:48:01 EST

Standing in the rain without my hat, Obi-Wan Kanoobi, and other nonsense (Rating: 1.88 on 23 reviews, last by neeping 5 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-09 00:10:14 EST

The Beast Within: My first and only ever fist fight (Rating: 1.71 on 44 reviews, last by jimbo 6 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-08 00:09:31 EST

Jonukah, on the Ten Commandments of proper urinal etiquette (Rating: 1.37 on 45 reviews, last by Fabish 6 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-16 00:13:08 EST

My uneventful trip to the Big Apple proved that I am in fact immortal (Rating: 0.34 on 38 reviews, last by firefly 6 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-09 13:52:55 EST

Jonukah, on how to spot evil super-villains (Rating: 1.57 on 46 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 6 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-02 00:32:47 EST

Jonukah’s guide to time management and personal efficiency. (Rating: 1.34 on 31 reviews, last by creep_firebombing 6 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-28 23:03:36 EST

Jonukah, on how to give proper head (Rating: 1.78 on 61 reviews, last by Axolotl 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-27 01:30:32 EST

More things I hate about the human body (Rating: 1 on 18 reviews, last by Small_Children_Scare_Me 5 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-24 21:09:26 EST

What happened to me? I used to be so innocent, so pure.... (Rating: 1.77 on 32 reviews, last by Ainkara 6 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-21 21:45:42 EST

"If you ever getting pulled over, make sure you have alcohol in the car!" And other Daweoo adventures (Rating: 1.91 on 35 reviews, last by CleverName 6 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-19 22:04:09 EST

Just two more weeks at Sears (Rating: 1.53 on 20 reviews, last by Bob_Dole 6 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-16 21:24:38 EST

Unanswered Movie Questions (Rating: 1.23 on 25 reviews, last by UnderOathMeal 4 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-08 19:33:01 EST

Empaths and exploding orgams. (Rating: 1.43 on 19 reviews, last by Scott_James 6 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-07 14:55:11 EST

Radar Detector Detector Detector (Rating: 1.76 on 42 reviews, last by bluerampage2 6 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-07 00:24:33 EST

FINALLY! A pracital use for a Stargate, or the best commercial product EVER! (Rating: 1.73 on 26 reviews, last by jware 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-04 20:23:57 EST

User id:	3305
Registered on or around:	2003-10-26 23:04:59 EST
# Messages posted:	77
# Reviews written:	1071
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